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My wife, my son, my shotgun and the neighbors dog.
It was a Sunday morning, I wasn't feeling so hot and elected to stay home from church. The neighbors dog had charged my wife a time or two and the knucklehead and his wife were warned that their pooch had run out of second chances, to keep it tied up. 12 ga. leaned against the back door due to knuckleheads and their dog.
So I'm laying in bed feeling not to good, hear the back door open and close as the wife leaves, our one year old son in tow. I hear the dog start up and a naked me does a Jesse Owens impersonation down the stairs to the back door. I got the "real" door open, but just shoved the shotgun through the glass of the storm door. Shot the dog twice with turkey loads, 1 3/4 oz of #4's. Dog is dead, I'm naked, son is screaming, wife is shaking, neighbor comes out of his house all ****'ed off. I'm actually looking for a reason to drop him, at this point. He says he's calling the cops, I tell him don't bother because I'm gonna do it myself. He goes inside, I tell wife to either get in or leave NOW because I'm not sure this jackass isn't getting his own pea-shooter. She opts to leave, I stand in back yard nekkid with a gun until she's out the drive.
Cops come, ask where the dog is, I get it out of trash can (heavy bugger, a pain to put in and get out). Cops write a ticket to the neighbor for violating Ohio's leash law and not having tags for the mutt. Then they wrote ME a ticket for discharging a firearm in town!
It was a Sunday morning, I wasn't feeling so hot and elected to stay home from church. The neighbors dog had charged my wife a time or two and the knucklehead and his wife were warned that their pooch had run out of second chances, to keep it tied up. 12 ga. leaned against the back door due to knuckleheads and their dog.
So I'm laying in bed feeling not to good, hear the back door open and close as the wife leaves, our one year old son in tow. I hear the dog start up and a naked me does a Jesse Owens impersonation down the stairs to the back door. I got the "real" door open, but just shoved the shotgun through the glass of the storm door. Shot the dog twice with turkey loads, 1 3/4 oz of #4's. Dog is dead, I'm naked, son is screaming, wife is shaking, neighbor comes out of his house all ****'ed off. I'm actually looking for a reason to drop him, at this point. He says he's calling the cops, I tell him don't bother because I'm gonna do it myself. He goes inside, I tell wife to either get in or leave NOW because I'm not sure this jackass isn't getting his own pea-shooter. She opts to leave, I stand in back yard nekkid with a gun until she's out the drive.
Cops come, ask where the dog is, I get it out of trash can (heavy bugger, a pain to put in and get out). Cops write a ticket to the neighbor for violating Ohio's leash law and not having tags for the mutt. Then they wrote ME a ticket for discharging a firearm in town!
