thesolidus
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You've all heard the story how in medieval Japan peasants (me) were banned from owning weapons. They practiced using household tools and these became the martial arts weapons we know today.
In the same vein i'm looking for our favorite household weapons.
Sporting equipment is okay, but unless I play it's hard to excuse Cold Steel indestructable baseball bat.
Some of my favorites...
1- A Sharpie marker. Accidental use (oops Officer, didn't know it was in my hand when I jabbed it into that muggers pressure point also accidentally)
2- A really bright flashlight. I have a 3 and a 6 watt LED, metal case, fits in a fist nicely and would make a devastating hammer fist strike. Better yet, a flash or two to the eyes and a quick movement and the person strikes in the wrong direction. I've sparred with it and it annoys the hell out of friends.
3- Bear Repellant. Basically pepper spray for bears. Buy a can at REI, hang it from a outdoorsy looking backpack (read Bug out Bag) in your vehicle. I figure any 16 oz can that can spray a cloud of Grizzly bear stopping pepper up to 30 feet away can handle one or two thugs. (Oh! This works on people! I had Nooooo Idea! I'm not carrying a weapon! It's repellant! Like mosquito repellant for bears! (Don't laugh some schlob at REI actually asked that.))
4. A hammer. Small, hard, nice claw to grapple with. Hell replace those Japanese sickles with a pair of light hammers and you have a martial art. Or go hammer and long shaft screwdriver. They are 'weapons of opportunity' as long as unmodified and (ahem) unplanned.
5. A powder fire extinguisher. Get a little stove or boat one if you live somewhere where pepper spray is illegal and there's no bears. Keep it in your car (you know, for fires...) They are a little cumbersome in comparison but if you want to clear a couple people... displacing oxygen with eye irritating powder will do for a minute, then you have a nice big club.
Just a couple ideas...
And again. ANY THING you hurt someone with is a weapon in the courts eyes. But carrying something for defense, in a place you might not be allowed to carry a knife or gun (most of California),
hey... It's just a (blank)
"They tell you never to hit a man with a closed fist. But it is, on occasion, hilarious." Malcom Reynolds
In the same vein i'm looking for our favorite household weapons.
Sporting equipment is okay, but unless I play it's hard to excuse Cold Steel indestructable baseball bat.
Some of my favorites...
1- A Sharpie marker. Accidental use (oops Officer, didn't know it was in my hand when I jabbed it into that muggers pressure point also accidentally)
2- A really bright flashlight. I have a 3 and a 6 watt LED, metal case, fits in a fist nicely and would make a devastating hammer fist strike. Better yet, a flash or two to the eyes and a quick movement and the person strikes in the wrong direction. I've sparred with it and it annoys the hell out of friends.
3- Bear Repellant. Basically pepper spray for bears. Buy a can at REI, hang it from a outdoorsy looking backpack (read Bug out Bag) in your vehicle. I figure any 16 oz can that can spray a cloud of Grizzly bear stopping pepper up to 30 feet away can handle one or two thugs. (Oh! This works on people! I had Nooooo Idea! I'm not carrying a weapon! It's repellant! Like mosquito repellant for bears! (Don't laugh some schlob at REI actually asked that.))
4. A hammer. Small, hard, nice claw to grapple with. Hell replace those Japanese sickles with a pair of light hammers and you have a martial art. Or go hammer and long shaft screwdriver. They are 'weapons of opportunity' as long as unmodified and (ahem) unplanned.
5. A powder fire extinguisher. Get a little stove or boat one if you live somewhere where pepper spray is illegal and there's no bears. Keep it in your car (you know, for fires...) They are a little cumbersome in comparison but if you want to clear a couple people... displacing oxygen with eye irritating powder will do for a minute, then you have a nice big club.
Just a couple ideas...
And again. ANY THING you hurt someone with is a weapon in the courts eyes. But carrying something for defense, in a place you might not be allowed to carry a knife or gun (most of California),
hey... It's just a (blank)
"They tell you never to hit a man with a closed fist. But it is, on occasion, hilarious." Malcom Reynolds