How's this for a combat cane?

[Preacherman]

Talk about a cluebat...

http://www.nbhof.org/products/850001.htm

Looks like an impressive combination of features to me!

 

[akluvr]

That is not right in so many languages.

 

[hso]

You'd have to be "batty" to carry something like that.

 

[Omni04]

whoa! Now what's what im talking about! I wonder if you can get any trouble with LEOs for using it?

 

[Moonclip]

I'll stick with my shillelagh.

 

[carebear]

I'll stick with my shillelagh.

Good choice, as long as you're outside Bean Town and New York the cops won't be able to spell the name on the charging documents.