HankB
Member
I'm just wondering if anything has happened that, in retrospect, is funny in relation to concealed carry. Nothing illegal like forgetfully trying to go through airport security while armed, but something that is basically harmless.
Here's my story.
I was a fairly "new" CHL holder, and was carrying a BHP in an IWB holster under an untucked shirt. I was shopping at a local Fry's electronics store during a major sale, and was standing in a long line that was moving s-l-o-w-l-y. (Never again, by the way!)
Well, I'd been talking to other folks in line, and after a while a real hillbilly type turns to me and says, in a loud, whiney hillbilly accent -
"Say, y'all wouldn't happen to have a GUN on ya now, would ya?"
I sort of froze - did my shirt ride up? Was I "printing?" Did someone bump into me? All these thoughts are running through my head.
And what seems like 100 other customers are all looking at me.
"Uh . . . why do you ask?" sez I.
"'Cause if y'all had one, then I could ask y'all to SHOOT me so I wouldn't have to wait in this gawdawful line any more!"
So I patted myself down and said "Doggone it, I KNEW I was forgetting something!"
Lots of laughter . . . the lady I was with had to turn away to stifle her reaction.
If the hillbilly only knew . . .
Here's my story.
I was a fairly "new" CHL holder, and was carrying a BHP in an IWB holster under an untucked shirt. I was shopping at a local Fry's electronics store during a major sale, and was standing in a long line that was moving s-l-o-w-l-y. (Never again, by the way!)
Well, I'd been talking to other folks in line, and after a while a real hillbilly type turns to me and says, in a loud, whiney hillbilly accent -
"Say, y'all wouldn't happen to have a GUN on ya now, would ya?"
I sort of froze - did my shirt ride up? Was I "printing?" Did someone bump into me? All these thoughts are running through my head.
And what seems like 100 other customers are all looking at me.
"Uh . . . why do you ask?" sez I.
"'Cause if y'all had one, then I could ask y'all to SHOOT me so I wouldn't have to wait in this gawdawful line any more!"
So I patted myself down and said "Doggone it, I KNEW I was forgetting something!"
Lots of laughter . . . the lady I was with had to turn away to stifle her reaction.
If the hillbilly only knew . . .