TimboKhan
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Joke if you will, but I have been reduced to eating nothing but ramen on occasion because of guns. You would never know that from looking at me, but I ate, literally, nothing but three ramens a day for weeks in order to own a 1911.
I hate guns
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steelyblue
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My credit cards aren't maxxed out, yet, so I'm OK..........Right:banghead:
nwilliams
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I feel your pain, I've spent more on guns in the past few years than I care to eve admit. My income certainly isn't as good as I wish it were and I'm still buying guns whenever I come across a deal that is just too good to pass up. Still I'm not married and have no children, that says a lot.
If I sold all the guns in my collection I could buy a decent used car, right now I'm driving a ten year old car and my gun collection is easily three or four times its worth. I'm trying to cut back on my impulse buying and think more carefully about what I purchase. I'm still trying to build that perfect collection and despite having dozens of guns I still feel like I'm a long way from that goal. Still so far this year I've purchased three guns and I'm very pleased with those.
I don't hate guns, I just hate what they cost:banghead:
If I sold all the guns in my collection I could buy a decent used car, right now I'm driving a ten year old car and my gun collection is easily three or four times its worth. I'm trying to cut back on my impulse buying and think more carefully about what I purchase. I'm still trying to build that perfect collection and despite having dozens of guns I still feel like I'm a long way from that goal. Still so far this year I've purchased three guns and I'm very pleased with those.
I don't hate guns, I just hate what they cost:banghead:
Mortech
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Ol Roy is NOT nasty , you just have to let it soak overnight first .....Hmmph
Grandpa Shooter
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Been there, done that!
When the VA cuts off your disability pension in January to collect money they claim you owe them because they lost the paperwork you sent them, and then you find out you have a heart condition and spend money you don't have to get an opinion from a private cardiologist so that you can go back and get the VA to pay for tests, and then have them tell you to go home and wait (but don't do anything strenuous) for them to call, and you stillgo out and buy a gun, then you are "hooked on guns".
Don't ask me how I know
When the VA cuts off your disability pension in January to collect money they claim you owe them because they lost the paperwork you sent them, and then you find out you have a heart condition and spend money you don't have to get an opinion from a private cardiologist so that you can go back and get the VA to pay for tests, and then have them tell you to go home and wait (but don't do anything strenuous) for them to call, and you stillgo out and buy a gun, then you are "hooked on guns".
Don't ask me how I know
Hunter0924
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I feel yall's pain. I have skipped work to hunt wheel weights.
I would rather shop for powder than groceries.
I would rather shop for powder than groceries.
alaskanativeson
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iamhistory said:
Go to Costco or Sams and pick up a big bottle of crushed red pepper. Sprinkle in a generous amount as you add the hot water. It makes them tolerable.
Last week I bought a car on ebay. I justified it to my wife by explaining that the car cost less than half as much as I've spent on guns in the last two weeks. It didn't go as well as I had hoped, but she still loves me.
Guitargod1985
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That's a good one.
I'm relieved to see that I'm not the only one who has nearly starved after an impulsive gun purchase.
One time I had to walk a mile and a half to take the bus to work and school for four days because I couldn't afford the gas to drive.
Hell, all of you young fellers got it made. I'm old, retired, and married to an old woman who thinks that SS monies should be used for food, clothing, shelter and other things she considers as necessities! Y'all don't have a clue how innovative and sneaky I've got to be too get a new gun occasionally!!
DougDubya
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I dunno. I've tried Ramen Spicy Beef, and that really has some flavorful pop in the taste buds. It ain't Wasabe, but then, what is?
The Bushmaster
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Between my horses and my guns I join the horses quite often and have grass and water right with them...I'm down to 145 lbs now...And my safe is up by 30 lbs...
MT GUNNY
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Lost my job a few months back with in the first two weeks I had bought a DPMS lower and parts a Browning Buckmark and a VTR 22.250?
bfox
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Popeye you got to Have PRIORITIES Man !
Sounds like you got them straight .
Doc says I am to fat guess I aint buying enough guns .
Bill
Sounds like you got them straight .
Doc says I am to fat guess I aint buying enough guns .
Bill
steelyblue
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Four guns in six months is making my old belts look like T-bone steaks!
Im283
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I dunno how you all afford to go to Taco Bell to get the sauce packs. Plain old noodles for dinner here.
I have found it is better to go ahead and buy the gun and then ask the wife to forgive me for it then to tell her about it ahead of time.
I have found it is better to go ahead and buy the gun and then ask the wife to forgive me for it then to tell her about it ahead of time.
steelyblue
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That is the only way to go, Im283.
bannockburn
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HaHa, you guys are too funny; ramen noodles and taco sauce packets. You've got to have a plan first before you go on these gun buying sprees.
First: You must only deal in cash; no C.C., no next months S.S. check; only cold hard cash. Rolled coins or whole coin collections are also acceptable. Don't be embarassed checking through couch cushions whenever you go out somewhere, for loose change.
Second: Check out your own body; are there any organs that your not using that could be sold for cold hard cash? Do you really need two kidneys? How about your lungs; do you smoke (double bonus for this one in that you also save money by not smoking)? Never underestimate the savings you can realize from DIY home surgery and a stapler.
Third: Since your spending more time (and money), on guns, do you really need that big screen tv, and that expensive cable/satellite bill? Indoor plumbing, water bills, and sewer service are highly overated; think about rainwater barrels and porta potties. Try using public restrooms as much as possible.
Fourth: Think about a truly alternative lifestyle; a Sunday newspaper and a roll of duct tape can recreate some of the latest fashion designs, at a fraction of their cost. Also consider large sheets of cardboard as a source of remodeling material, in place of the more extravagant lumber and drywall materials.
Plan ahead and you'll soon be on your way to saving all that cash for your next gun buying expedition.
First: You must only deal in cash; no C.C., no next months S.S. check; only cold hard cash. Rolled coins or whole coin collections are also acceptable. Don't be embarassed checking through couch cushions whenever you go out somewhere, for loose change.
Second: Check out your own body; are there any organs that your not using that could be sold for cold hard cash? Do you really need two kidneys? How about your lungs; do you smoke (double bonus for this one in that you also save money by not smoking)? Never underestimate the savings you can realize from DIY home surgery and a stapler.
Third: Since your spending more time (and money), on guns, do you really need that big screen tv, and that expensive cable/satellite bill? Indoor plumbing, water bills, and sewer service are highly overated; think about rainwater barrels and porta potties. Try using public restrooms as much as possible.
Fourth: Think about a truly alternative lifestyle; a Sunday newspaper and a roll of duct tape can recreate some of the latest fashion designs, at a fraction of their cost. Also consider large sheets of cardboard as a source of remodeling material, in place of the more extravagant lumber and drywall materials.
Plan ahead and you'll soon be on your way to saving all that cash for your next gun buying expedition.
alaskanativeson
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By the way, the vehicle I bought is a 1971 International Harvester Travelall. It's a great vehicle, one of the things I really like to see is that there are gun racks in both rear windows. I believe it'll have a happy new home living in the mountains of Colorado during the summers when I'm not teaching up here.
nitestocker
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ill give you a month supply of ramon and kibble and bits for the colt mustang im here for you . but all bs aside the last week ive bought or traded ammo for a benneli 20 nova a browning buck mark and a ruger 10/22 pay day not for 8 days and im trying to trade for a glock 20 i need a meeting
im here for you . but all bs aside the last week ive bought or traded ammo for a benneli 20 nova a browning buck mark and a ruger 10/22 pay day not for 8 days and im trying to trade for a glock 20 i need a meeting DougDubya
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Guys. Don't forget the economy stimulus check.
$300 is enough for a Sigma and two magazines, and one of everything from the local burger joint dollar menu.
And yes, I am Satan.
$300 is enough for a Sigma and two magazines, and one of everything from the local burger joint dollar menu.
And yes, I am Satan.
wmeSha
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I'm pretty much there with bannockburn, at least on the cash point. Every gun that's ever come home with me began as 100's in my pocket. Sometimes I've saved up and carried the 100's around for quite a while before I found what I wanted, but that's how it has always gone. If I've been setting aside cash, I generally don't feel guilt when the purchase comes along.
Quoheleth
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For something different, boil the ramen noodles w/1/3 of the water (may have to add a little, just to keep 'em moist) with flavor pak. Drain noodles, reserving flavored water. Sautee' noodles in a frying pan with a splash of oil. Then, after nicely browned, add reserved water back to hot skillet. Bingo! Quoheleth's Ramen Lo Mein noodles.
For DeLuxe meal, add cabbage while sauteeing.
For UberDeluxe meal, add canned Alpo or Fancy Feast when adding reserved water.
If too many Ramen meals leaves you feeling...well...like you have a squib load in your guts, add plenty of extra crushed red pepper (walk in to a pizza place; tell 'em you forgot toask for some for your pizza - just forget to mention WHEN that was). Be aware of flame cutting, muzzle blast, and recoil.
Q
For DeLuxe meal, add cabbage while sauteeing.
For UberDeluxe meal, add canned Alpo or Fancy Feast when adding reserved water.
If too many Ramen meals leaves you feeling...well...like you have a squib load in your guts, add plenty of extra crushed red pepper (walk in to a pizza place; tell 'em you forgot toask for some for your pizza - just forget to mention WHEN that was). Be aware of flame cutting, muzzle blast, and recoil.
Q
bannockburn
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wmeSha
All joking aside, I was actually a compulsive gun buyer many years ago. Bought, sold, and traded primarily on impulse, just for the thrill of the deal. When I needed to make up the difference, I just put it on my credit card. It got to be truly overwhelming. Finally I called it quits on the plastic and went to a cash only based aquisition plan. If I didn't have the cash saved up, the deal wouldn't happen. I've walked away from some really nice guns because I didn't have the cash means to pay for it. But I feel better now with what I have than what I was like before when I was wheeling and dealing.
All joking aside, I was actually a compulsive gun buyer many years ago. Bought, sold, and traded primarily on impulse, just for the thrill of the deal. When I needed to make up the difference, I just put it on my credit card. It got to be truly overwhelming. Finally I called it quits on the plastic and went to a cash only based aquisition plan. If I didn't have the cash saved up, the deal wouldn't happen. I've walked away from some really nice guns because I didn't have the cash means to pay for it. But I feel better now with what I have than what I was like before when I was wheeling and dealing.
foreveryoung001
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I think you're all missing the big picture here. It's obvious that this gun-loving fascination has lead to some pretty sparse diets, and perhaps some...... weight loss?!?!?!?
Picture it:
Late night infomercial... The Gun Lover's Diet. Lose weight while you are making yourself and your family more secure. This is not a pill, or some strict exercise routine. Its simply the most effective way to lose weight while collecting firearms of all shapes and sizes. Call now, and we'll send you a free gift, the book: How To Eat Ramen For a Month... But Still Make it Fun.
Just listen to this testimonial from an actual client:
"I was a but skeptical at first, but now I'm a believer. I've lost 87 pounds but am well prepared for anything from WWIII to Mutant Biker Zombies. Thanks Gun Lover's Diet!.......... and as soon as I can build up enough strength in my highly malnourished body, I'm heading back to the gun store to drop a couple more pounds"
Think about it guys. They send in $29.95 for this cutting edge (reverse pun intended) diet and then we get to go to the gun store and still eat dinner....
Picture it:
Late night infomercial... The Gun Lover's Diet. Lose weight while you are making yourself and your family more secure. This is not a pill, or some strict exercise routine. Its simply the most effective way to lose weight while collecting firearms of all shapes and sizes. Call now, and we'll send you a free gift, the book: How To Eat Ramen For a Month... But Still Make it Fun.
Just listen to this testimonial from an actual client:
"I was a but skeptical at first, but now I'm a believer. I've lost 87 pounds but am well prepared for anything from WWIII to Mutant Biker Zombies. Thanks Gun Lover's Diet!.......... and as soon as I can build up enough strength in my highly malnourished body, I'm heading back to the gun store to drop a couple more pounds"
Think about it guys. They send in $29.95 for this cutting edge (reverse pun intended) diet and then we get to go to the gun store and still eat dinner....
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