I hate to say but, I would have said that or worse to the meddling person.
I do like the idea of calling the cops on the old fart. Except I would not tell him to beat feet. I would inform him he needs to stay right here and make no fast or overt movements.
I can be not so nice when people go messing with my children (8 and 11). I totaly understand what you were doing and that you were in total control at all times. (GOOD JOB).
Me it would have been more like this:
Jerk Off: "He was far enough away that I could have taken him."
Me: WHAT you have to be kidding me. You are going to take my child? You could not outrun a slug let alone a pissed off dad.
Jerk Off: "You were not watching your kids I could have taken him"
Me: Piss off you panty waste old fart and stay the f out of my business.
Jerk Off: WHAT
Me: You heard me F Face now back off before I call the coppers and tell them you are a violent pedophile who just threatened my child.
Jerk Off: Go ahead.
Me: Diling 911, Hello yes I have a man here (Give discription) who is threating to kidnap and rape my young child I am in fear for my childs life, if he makes a movement towards him I will use what ever force nessisary to stop him.
Jerk Off:
I said no such thing.
Me: Well we will just have to let the judge decide that.
Me: Yelling at the top of my lungs "You Pervert Security Security"
Me: A big smile of satifaction
as they stuff this busy boddy in to a cop car.
Now before you all go off on me That is the main reason I do not carry a CCW gun right now. I know even at 30 I am not quite ready yet. I still need to cool my jets a little. Or I would have said something along the lines of I can hit a squrriel at 295 Yrads So what makes you think You would ever be safe? I am sure I could hit you at at least 600. So if you want to take my child go right on ahead I hope you have to coffin already picked out.
I had a long hard battle to get my kids I am not going to give them up to easy. Even if they are being a pill. You better believe the police could not get to some pervert quick enough if they ever hurt my child he would have ended his life. Commited suscide by shooting himself in the back 24 times with a 45acp. Worst case of sucide I have ever seen.