Funny Post - thanks for the idea... I 've seen two models on here that are on my must buy list - the H&R 999 and the Taurus 94 .22.
At any rate, and in complete opposition to the spoken motto of my friend's grandmother (Never Sell a Gun!) here's my three.
Remington 870 Wingmaster 16 ga, 28" Modified, plain bbl. - I have 6 or 7 16 ga., (can't remember rightly, offhand) and the chores of a 16 ga pump will be well handled by my Winchester Model 12 16 ga.
Saiga 7.62x39 sporter, with red dot sight. Not a great deer hunting gun, (have 15+others) not a great assault weapon, (my FNFAL) not a great survival tool, (though that's probably it's best application)
Colt 2" Detective Special, .38 Special, shrouded bbl. Not a bad gun but I have a couple carry guns that I like better. (and I can't really shoot it all that well....
there may be some who can shoot this damn thing