I'm too tactical

[Drgong]

I'm too tactical for my love too tactical for my love
Love's going to leave me

I'm too tactical for my shirt too tactical for my shirt
So tactical it hurts
And I'm too tactical for Colt too tactical for Colt
Smith & Wessen and Ruger

And I'm too tactical for your Range
Too tactical for your Range
No way I'm Dodging Lapua

I'm a Mall Ninja you know what I mean
And I do my little turn at the Mall
Yeah at the mall at the mall yeah
I do my little turn at the mall

I'm too tactical for my wheelbarrow too tactical for my wheelbarrow
Too tactical by far
And I'm too tactical for my belt
Too tactical for my belt what do you think about that

I'm a Mall Ninja you know what I mean
And I do my little turn at the Mall
Yeah at the mall at the mall yeah
I do my little turn at the mall

I'm too tactical for my too tactical for my too tactical for my

'Cos I'm a Mall Ninja you know what I mean
And I do my little turn at the Mall
Yeah at the mall at the mall yeah
I do my little turn at the mall


I'm too tactical for the Mayor Nephew tactical for the Mayor Nephew
Poor nephew poor mayor nephew
I'm too tactical for my love too tactical for my love
Love's going to leave me

And I'm too tactical for this song.

 

[Treo]

Ibtl

 

[Floppy_D]

Any compliment you would receive on this would be negated by the fact that you imbedded this wretched, godforsaken song in everyone's head as they read it. A pox on your house, and may the fleas of a thousand camels infest your groin.

 

[B.D. Turner]

Reminds me of another song "Too much time on my hands"

 

[jad0110]

Any compliment you would receive on this would be negated by the fact that you imbedded this wretched, godforsaken song in everyone's head as they read it. A pox on your house, and may the fleas of a thousand camels infest your groin.

I really need to call a curse down upon you, as I just about pissed my pants!

Dgrong,

Seriously, that is pretty clever.

 

[jonmerritt]

ROFLMAO!!!! I think I hurt myself.

 

[esmith]

 

[Duke Junior]

Give me Cole Porter or George Gershwin,please.
Gastonia is embarrassed tonight.

 

[Aaryq]

I thought it was FUNNY! Please give us another parody song...

And before anyone PM's me about if I'm being sarcastic or not, I'm serious.

 

[Drgong]

Aaryq, I will think of the next one after I get rid of all these fleas floppy sent me, camels have too many fleas sums up what I have to say

that, and its 1115 EST and tomarrow I might actually have a life, and not be moping around online.

 

[Floppy_D]

It was good, but I won't forgive you until I forget that song.

 

[ramis]

 

[Triphammer]

We need a YouTube link w/ sound!

 

[Zedo]

I don't know . . . I just envision perky hooters and a tight T-shirt. But then I know the real words to the real song . . .

 

[Mandirigma]

...

 

[Eric F]

this is all I can say

 

[TonyB]

we NEED video......

 

[SCKimberFan]

Gastonia is embarrassed tonight.

No way. It will take a lot more than that to embarrass Gastonia!!!

 

[Drgong]

Gastonia does not embarrass easily, as we have seen it all before. And I am glad that is so awful that it is funny.

 

[472x1A/B]

WOOOOOW !

I guess we are all a little guilty of wasteing a little time on this ( ? ) interesting thred. We all really should have been out expending a few rounds of ammo.

 

[Duke Junior]

Gastonia does not embarrass easily, as we have seen it all before. And I am glad that is so awful that it is funny.

I am not from Gastonia(Greensboro) and perhaps was a little too harsh on Drgong's parody.A second reading and it started to have some merit!
And there are worst places than old Gastonia.I've been to some.

 

[kurts_armory]

hahaha lol

 

[ridata]

Ibtl

 

[DaleA]

A nifty song parody AND a great curse. Gotta love this site.

 

[elrod]

To be used as a rap number, no doubt! At least you won't be able to understand the lyrics!

IBTL....