Someone's been stayin' up too late, watching Buzz Lightyear and such. Heck, I'll play.
I got myself a customized Red Rider, with 50 MOA NF bases, NF rings and a NF 12-42 power scope! Well, actually, it's a paper towel tube mounted with fishin' line, and duct tape. I had the trigger reduced from 17 to 9 pounds.
The deadliest aspect is I had some custom-made BBs; they're teflon-coated. Course I had to make a custom bipod for it. I used mom's knitting needles, and man if that didn't urinate her off!
Course, my dad's upset cuz I used his fishin' knife for a bayonet. Then, I figured how dumb that was, seein's how the sniper is at 700 yards. Planning is everything.
Now if you'd excuse me, mom's emptyin' out two tomato soup cans so we can make a communication system with my neighbors. Can you say planning on cross-fire?!
Oh yeah, and ya'll shoulda see'd the look on ma's face when dad suggested I use her girdle for body armour. Then my mom suggested...well, I better not repeat that part.
Geno