Mall ninja test

[Davo]

Face it gentleman, we likr firearms...and happy st pattys day.

 

[Professor K]

You scored 46 % Mall Ninja Personae!
The higher the score the more Mall Ninja you are. A perfect 0% is possible, but beware, there were some loaded questions that you may have stumbled over...

NRA Member
You are 82% of a gun nut!
You have excellent skills in weapons handling. I could definetly trust you to cover my back. Matter of fact, you're probably packing right now!

Only 82% gun nut, no fair...

 

[M.E.Eldridge]

33% Mall Ninja.

96% gun nut.

That was an amusing waste of time.

 

[Silvanus]

24% Mall Ninja!

What's wrong with Depeche Mode ?

 

[Winter Borne]

Crap< I'm a 38% ninja and I don't even shop at malls!!! It's the damn fruit question. Any red blooded man who's seen th gunny shoot at watermellons on mail call has taken at least one to the range with a .308, I mean commmmon!

I thought the cat looked cute too, and am wondering where I can get a hat like that for my pit bull Maggie...Easter is around the corner and all.

Fun test!

 

[CajunBass]

I'm 32% on the Mall Ninja, and don't remember the last time I was in a mall. (What can I say? I'm old. Now if it was a Wal-Mart ninja, things would have been different.)

89% on the "Gun Nut" one. It was the number of parts in a Glock question that stumped me. I couldn't find the "all of them" button.

 

[Flyboy]

86% gun nut, but I think I deserve bonus points for A) being embarassed, and B) researching the correct answer.


54% Mall Ninja, but I deliberately played around with it. No, really! I don't swing that way--I even have my C&R...

 

[GunGnome]

Personae is the plural of persona (I knew latin class was good for something!)

Really? So I got 99 personilties? That's more than Sybil & Eve combined.
Also, latin calss? more illegal immigration from latin america.

 

[yongxingfreesty]

100%!!!!!! OMG

jk,



"You scored 24 % Mall Ninja Personae!"

 

[.cheese.]

only 26% mall ninja.

I've shamed my family.

I had to guess on a few because I really wanted "None of the above" for at least 3 questions.

 

[Bazooka Joe71]

Did we figure out what the 99% Personae is? I'm not so sure about that test, because I'm hardly a mall ninja and I score 36%. I also scored 82% on the gun nut test. Probably because I'm on here so much, because I haven't even fired some of the guns that I got correct answers on


Edit: Nevermind, I just misread it the first time

 

[SoCalShooter]

46% mall ninja? *** seriously just because I thought the duck hat would make the cat an easier target...I mean it was a white cat they can blend in sometimes... but I do take things out to shoot every once in a while...HDD's, CDROM DRIVEs etc

 

[Spreadfire Arms]

im 31% i guess that means 1 out of every 3 times i go out in public i have to "dress up"

some of the questions have to have a better selection of responses tho...like the "best rifle but has no resale value" i picked a G3 because i'd take the larger caliber over the AK and the AR, but im not sure how that ranks in the mall ninja world....and which actor i'd rather be, personally i wouldnt want to be any one of them!

 

[G36-UK]

I got 34% Mall Ninja. I think a good bit of that was answering "Yes" to Question 14 (The Gas Mask) and the Airsoft question.

And I'm sorry to say, I only got 65% on the Gun Nut test. I must not be hanging around here enough. Mind you, about five years back, I'd be lucky to go over 10%.

 

[Cowgunner]

You scored 41 % Mall Ninja Personae!


wth?!


NRA Member
You are 89% of a gun nut!
You have excellent skills in weapons handling. I could definetly trust you to cover my back. Matter of fact, you're probably packing right now!

 

[Jdoc]

I made.......

27% mall ninja

 

[CountGlockula]

I suck:

You scored 26 % Mall Ninja Personae!

 

[ArfinGreebly]

Meh!

Scored 40% mall ninja and have no earthly idea why.

Cute cat.

Music . . . meh!

Some "still beat your wife" questions.

I'm not sure I even want to know how you score zero.

There would be something disturbing about that answer set.

 

[SMLE]

27% Mall Ninja.

 

[RangerVA]

36%

 

[Smellvin]

Does anyone have a link to the original "mall ninja" thread that spawned the term? I've done my darndest, but I can't seem to find it anywhere on the internet.

 

[Eskimo Jim]

Am embarressingly high 34%.

Jim

 

[lwrnc1963]

I scored 96% on the gun nut test; 38% on the mall ninja.

 

[silverlance]

57%

and i thought i was answering most non-mall ninja.

hm.

I still think Blackhawk is more Mall Ninja than East German Camo (which is some seriously good stuff!)

 

[xarlok]

42%. Must be the throwing knives!