New Security system... What to call it?

[daehawc]

So I "upgraded" my home security system with an 8 week old American Bulldog. Unfortunately he hasn't been named yet. I liked the thread with gun related dog names so I thought I'd get some advice for my little killer. I was leaning toward Cooper but the girlfriend doesn't seem all that excited about it and he's technically "our" dog.

 

[Eric F]

Dirty Hary had a dog called Meat Head I think. Cant get much more gun related than that I guess

 

[Walkalong]

Just let your GF name him. It will be easier, trust me. I wife and several animals. She nixed my name for our Pit. Why did I bother, I know better.

 

[bcp]

Name him "Charter."

Charter Bulldog


Bruce

 

[Souris]

Patton

 

[Mr White]

Not gun related but I vote for either Sh1+head or Snots.

 

[4v50 Gary]

FiFi. Imagine some not so nice person's reaction when you call "Fifi?" They'll expect some effete French poodle.

 

[sharkhunter2018]

Name him Winston and get a spiked collar. Ours isn't much good for security. All he does is eat, sleep and ****... literally. To give you an idea of just how lazy he is, his previous home went up in flames. He never even twitched and a firefighter had to carry him out.

 

[Red Dragon]

name him "kitty". That way when you call for the dog you can say "here kitty kitty kitty!" and then a fugly little bulldog comes running up.

 

[armoredman]

My wife says go with Charter, and please post a pic. We have a cat named Mikhail Kalishnikov...

 

[chipperi]

*totally inappropriate post removed.*

-mgmt

 

[ZeSpectre]

Name him "Jesus"... I still love this joke!

Seriously though, I think Charter is great too!

 

[rc135]

Charter

Charter's good, as is Meatball...

 

[scout26]

ZeSpectre,

The Purina Diet joke is even better......

 

[Frightener 88]

To red dragon...

Perhaps you are thinking of an english bulldog. Not much small about the american bulldogs...kinda like a bigger pitbull.

 

[Ultrachimp]

Fifi perhaps?

Or Pig. Just Pig.

Kitty will work too...

 

[offroaddiver]

rimmmy (short for rimfire)
magnum
remmington

wildcat

but i also like the think one thing but get another...
i'd laugh my butt off with shortmag, varmit, fifi or other girly names

taurus would be kinda neat... since he is a BULL dog

 

[arflattop]

How about Beretta? Then you could link to TV Shows and Guns. Chipperi, I grew up in the Northern VA and had a friend living in downtown DC with a pet raccoon. Called him 'coon. Not a good name for downtown DC in 1965......!!

 

[worthirt_99]

I like Charter
I'm still laughing from the Purina joke though

 

[jettwo]

I saw one in an old cops and robbers movie named "crunch". I can't recall the name of the movie, it wasn't a great movie but the dog's name was fitting.

 

[bluecowdawg]

just call him Security

 

[target1911]

How bout BRINKS

 

[BobHAJ]

No Name just DOG

 

[chipperi]

No Name just DOG

Good one from the movie Big Jake...John Wayne

 

[GVMan]

Speaking of John Wayne, how about Duke?