This was an amazing thread...
I was born in Oklahoma and the only thing worse than an Okie is a Texan... Texans are just stubborn. Im glad im in California.
I currently live in California, California has no feral hog problem because owners charge people $400 a day per person to hunt feral hogs on their property. The $400 dollars I am sure covers their Insurance, their Boat and their Lamborghini payments. The business has grown to the point that private landowners are leasing government lands just so that they can further control the amount of hogs that are killed, so they can keep their businesses thriving.
The military bases here let you hunt for free but there are so many hunters that we kill most of the hogs on the bases, in addition The hogs usually run over to privately leased land, where the property leasors tend to keep them fed. Basically the state of california issues 56,000 Hog Tags a year and we are currently only killing between 3k to 4K hogs.
As long as the person signs an unconditional release of liability, you should have no problem letting hunters on your land to solve your problem. If you Texans really wanted to solve this problem people from California would come to Texas by the bus loads and do it for you. if you would let us on your Property.
Its amazing with all of the knowleged that Flintknapper has you would not have people sign a simple release and allow them to hunt on your land. In my opinion you enjoy it, you like killing. killing is fun, you are a true soldier, so go and kill them critters.
If you decide that you do not want to KILL EM... then just put em in a VERY BIG TRUCK and dump them off over at any army or Air Force base... We'll take care of the rest. Just understand that you will be making MANY MANY young men and women happy. The future of our country depends on it.
I would like to add one more thing.... BOOMER SOONER!!
We got you guys this year... Yea Baby.