Punk uses potato as silencer...

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I don't normaly post a shooting du jour but this one had some interesting things about it.

First the scum claimed to be police, second even after the first guy went down the second stayed in the fight and third the BG had a potato stuck to the end of his gun.

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Horace Garland didn't have time to think when two men claiming to be police officers tried to force their way into his South Knoxville home.

He didn't have time to consider why cops would be screaming and yelling on his front porch about midnight Sunday. He didn't have time to be scared. The 63-year-old man only had time to react with the .38-caliber Police Special he kept at his bedside.

Garland, a Vietnam veteran, said he started shooting at "anything I could hit."

"I'm glad he did," said Garland's live-in girlfriend, Kay Cupp. "I believe those guys would have killed us in bed if they could have gotten in."

One of the men, Jeremy Johnson, did get in the house. Garland, who stands 5 feet-9 inches tall and weighs 122 pounds, shot the 21-year-old Johnson through the neck.

Garland and Cupp said they moved to the Chestnut Street house less than two months ago. Garland has relatives in the community, so the couple had no trouble settling into their new neighborhood.

The couple had been in bed about an hour Sunday night, but weren't yet asleep when they heard a commotion on their porch.

"A boy just came up on the porch, hollering and yelling he was KPD," Garland said. "I told 'em I had a pistol."

When the two interlopers couldn't force the locked door open, they smashed out the chest-high window on the door. Johnson then dove through the broken window "like he was diving into the water," Cupp said.

When Johnson stood up, Garland started firing. One round struck Johnson's neck, dropping him to the carpeted floor of the living room in the single-story home.

"I shot three or four times," Garland said. Although less than five feet separated the two men, only one round struck Johnson, who began screaming for help.

"I was standing back to keep an eye on the other guy and he had a gun," Garland said.

"He was sticking the gun through the window and shot at me. He had a potato stuck on the end of his as a silencer."

The round from the gun wielded by Johnson's step-brother, Timothy Lee Sellers, 26, missed Garland by less than two feet. The round entered the wall of Garland's bedroom at about waist high, pierced the open bedroom door and then struck the bed's wood end board.

With Johnson screaming for help, yelling he was unable to move, Sellers decided he'd had enough.

"He was yelling quit shooting, so I quit," Garland said. "It was over just like that. It happened so fast."

Garland allowed Sellers to clamber through the broken front door window to get to his screaming partner.

"I let him come in and get 'em," Garland said. "I wanted them out of here."

Without a word, Sellers grabbed Johnson and bundled the wounded man through the door window. Blood still marks the spot on the front porch where Johnson hit when he was shoved through the broken window. Then Sellers opened the front door and walked out.

Sellers drove Johnson to the University of Tennessee Medical Center were he was treated for the wound to his neck. A few minutes later, police found Sellers driving on Scottish Pike.

Knox County Sheriff's officers said Sellers and Johnson admitted their involvement and each faces charges of aggravated burglary and attempted aggravated burglary. Each man was being held in jail in lieu of $55,000 bond. Authorities said both men have criminal histories.

The retired Garland said he was puzzled why anyone would target his residence for a home-invasion burglary. He said sheriff's detectives told him the suspects may have thought the previous occupants still lived in the house.

Although Garland said he was concerned he might face a criminal charge, the Knox County Sheriff's Office noted Garland was acting in self defense and does not face any charges.

More details as they develop online and in Tuesday's News Sentinel.
 
Don't laugh, if the ATF can name a shoestring a machinegun........

If I have a handgun and a bag of russets is that constructive intent?
 
this time it was not real cops.

since the MO is the same, how is anyone to know the difference, especially since claiming to be police is a very common tactic of crooks?
 
What MO is the same?

You think cops break out glass and "John Woo" dive through the frame?

When it's the cops, you know it's the cops.

It generally starts with a bright flash of light and a loud bang. Oh, and one other minor thing. We wear badges and our uniforms say "POLICE" or "SWAT" or "DEA" or something to that effect. We definitey don't wear hoodies, poke a gun through a window and start firing randomly.
 
It's refreshing to see the good guys win one.

I can see it coming though, soon it'll become harder to buy potatoes. You'll need a permit. I'm sure Hillery and Suhumer will be getting right on this.
 
What MO is the same?

You think cops break out glass and "John Woo" dive through the frame?

When it's the cops, you know it's the cops.

It generally starts with a bright flash of light and a loud bang. Oh, and one other minor thing. We wear badges and our uniforms say "POLICE" or "SWAT" or "DEA" or something to that effect. We definitey don't wear hoodies, poke a gun through a window and start firing randomly.

in the dead of night when you are woken up by an intruder, there is no time to tell the difference between someone wearing a hoodie and the costumes swat teams wear. and rarely do they wear an identifiable uniform.

badges are just chunks of metal you can't identify while someone is shooting at you and stomping your pets to death. that might be one way to tell if it is a crook or a cop though. crooks don't usually stomp innocent pets.
 
Knox County Sheriff's officers said Sellers and Johnson admitted their involvement and each faces charges of aggravated burglary and attempted aggravated burglary. Each man was being held in jail in lieu of $55,000 bond. Authorities said both men have criminal histories.

Shouldn't these be assault with a deadly weapon instead? Maybe it varies from state to state.
 
Ah, another fan, I see.

Well, I'll not try to convince you otherwise. When you're of the mindset that a few isolated incidents out of millions of interactions is how it happens all of the time you're most likely too far lost to reason with.

So to keep the peace Ill just agree with you. Yes, ALL cops are meaner than ALL criminals and ALL cops stomp ALL pets to death upon initial contact with ANY citizen. ALL cops violate ALL civil rights EVERY time we can because ALL cops were picked on in school and so ALL cops are on a power trip. ALL citizens that have their house raided is innocent and the raid is ALWAYS either a mistaken address or for a minor crime such as jaywalking. ALL cops use too much force in EVERY situation and NO cop is EVER justified in raising a hand against ANY other person.

Is that more or less what you were looking to hear? Now if you'll excuse me my neighbor has a new litter of kittens I have to throw in a blender. I like to go above and beyond.

badges are just chunks of metal you can't identify while someone is shooting at you and stomping your pets to death. that might be one way to tell if it is a crook or a cop though. crooks don't usually stomp innocent pets.
 
Potato? C'mon, everyone knows that real cops use donuts as improvised silencers.
They don't really help with the noise, but cleaning the gun becomes a tasty chore...
 
You think cops break out glass and "John Woo" dive through the frame?

When it's the cops, you know it's the cops.

I guess you never saw Christmas Vacation? :D That movie has to be real, it's about Santa and the Christmas spirit!
 
Knox County Sheriff's officers said Sellers and Johnson admitted their involvement and each faces charges of aggravated burglary and attempted aggravated burglary.

Is this for real? No assualt with a deadly weapon, attempted murder charges? What a joke.
 
Safety tip:

If someone says they have a pistol don't dive head first through their front window.
 
Here in the Dallas area we had a crew of home invaders decked out with shirts and raid jackets that said POLICE all over it.

They were caught after a while though.

At 2am your dammed if you do and dammed if you don't fire on intruders.

If it is the police you will be shot but your family might live.
If it is not the police then you and your family live.

If it is not the police they everyone in the house can die.
 
If they took the time to drill a hole through the potato and had it on the end of a weapon, you'd think that would be something to charge them with:uhoh:

If they did not drill it out, then, intent to shoot a potato at someone is illegal :rolleyes: That would be assault with a deadly root.
 
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