Queen gets knickers in twist over MP-5

[Cosmoline]

NOOOOOOO! Dischord, it took me twenty years of vodka and Jim Beam to erase that abomination from my mind. Now it's back, and Scott Baio with it. It's wrong on all levels. When I go to hell, Bugsy Malone will be the only movie playing.

 

[QuarterBoreGunner]

dischord- Wow. Now THAT'S obscure... and I thought they were pie guns. I distinctly remember pie. Mmmmmm. Pie is good.

 

[dischord]

Cosmoline, sorry I didn't mean to stir any of your personal demons.

QuarterBoreGunner, there were both pies and marshmallow guns. The pies were the everyday weapons, and the marshmallow guns were the secret weapons of Bugsy's rival gang. One of the main subplots involves him trying to get hold of some. (The fact that I remember that much is kind of scaring me right now.) Anyway, the introduction of the marshmallow gun to the scene sort of mirrors the real-life introduction of the Thompson gun to 1920s gangland.

 

[jsalcedo]

Wasn't there an AD in the palace last month by one of the security detail?

 

[Zedicus]

From the sound of this, they next thing the UK might do is Disarm there Millitary...

 

[JJohnston015]

I'd give the IRA $5 to take the Queen and the rest of the Royal Family on a pleasure cruise on Louis Mountbatten's yacht...

That reminds me...

Q: What's white and flies across the Thames?

A: Lord Mountbatten's tennis shoes.

 

[Mike Irwin]

"You an whose army Mike? Oh, the American Army - that's a good army."

Que?

As for Bonnie Prince Charlie being screwed up by Mountbatten's untimely death...

Hey, every once in awhile the reality of the world intrudes into the lives of the most isolated.

It's called... life.

 

[Don Gwinn]

I can't believe some of the things I'm reading here. Are we really cheering for assassinations and joking about assassinating other THR members?

Not anymore.

Act your ages. Lights out.