Squash Murder or Self Defense?

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Police for now are not sure whether to classify the 62 year-old Khabarovsk resident's actions as self-defense or murder

Sixty-two year old Viktor Shakalov had gone to walk the dog and left he door to his apartment unlocked. When he returned, he saw that someone was rummaging through his apartment. Catching this thief in the act, the retiree was downright angry. The thief, however, decided that the best defense was an attack, and jumped the apartment owner. In reply, the retiree applied a beating with a sack which was laying nearby, containing a summer squash. And overdid it: he stopped only after the thief ceased moving. Just in case, Shakalov tied up the man who lay motionless on the floor, and only afterwards did he call for an ambulance and the police. The thief died sometime before the arrival of the doctors.
 
If the facts are accurate I don't see how this could be murder. Manslaughter at most, and even that seems unlikely.

patent
 
I guess you could say the BG got squashed!

...and that we must ban all assault veggies...after all it's for the chillin.
 
I'm pretty sure the squash had a flash suppresser and folding stock, but NOT the pistol grip or bayo lug.
 
Now the nuts of this world are killing people with squash! What's next, cucumbers? BAN ALL VEGETABLES!!
 
We don't have to ban all veggies....just tax them a dollar a round...er a dollar a plant...er a dollar a seed.

BATFE will have to become BATFE&V...they will need bigger wind breakers to fit all the letters.

Have to be at least 21 to buy beer or veggies.
 
ROFLMAO -ok i didn't make it to the end of the thread -

ban of all assault vegtables...

omg

killin me...

heheh
 
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