The 13 Most Irresponsible Self Defense Gadgets Money Can Buy

[rocinante]

There is a firearm in the list so it is related. Some whacked stuff out there.

http://www.cracked.com/article_16074_13-most-irresponsible-self-defense-gadgets-money-can-buy.html

 

[ronwill]

What's wrong with the vending machine disguise.

 

[Bazooka Joe71]

Those are some pretty genius ideas.

I'm not sure which one I like best, the tampon taser or the flashlight that points a .410 at your vitals when using it.

 

[G36-UK]

I liked the "BLAST KNUCKLES". Nothing says "class" like ripping off a screenshot from Mortal Kombat Deception for your ad.

 

[Guitargod1985]

This guy thinks that a .410 is 4.10".

 

[Kind of Blued]

I see that as a totally non-productive article.

 

[snow92686]

I love multifunction flashlights

 

[GuyC]

Does that flashlight come in LED and recharagable?

 

[nalioth]

cracked.com is the web presence of cracked magazine (surely you remember it from your youth).

Shoulda seen it coming before you clicked it. . .

 

[Fedaykin]

I love cracked.com.

 

[Nugilum]

I loved the commentary on the bullet-proof briefcase

 

[dewage83]

wow... all i have to say. definitly some ninja stuff

 

[SoCalShooter]

I'd buy a shotgun flashlight.

 

[Gunnerpalace]

Ladies and Gentlemen,

Sorry I was obligated to do that.

 

[shdwfx]

This guy thinks that a .410 is 4.10".

He's right. 4.10 is the poor mall ninja's preferred substitute for 5.11 tactical gear. They even have a cheap knock-off wheelbarrow.

 

[trailgator]

I found it to be pretty funny. But, as a friend of mine has said to me on many occasions, "You are soooo wrong in soooo many ways!".

 

[BlazingAngel01]

I bought my girlfriend the Lipstick Knife.

 

[MillCreek]

I desperately need a pair of Blast Knuckles for the next staff meeting at work.

 

[esq_stu]

I liked the "BLAST KNUCKLES". Nothing says "class" like ripping off a screenshot from Mortal Kombat Deception for your ad.

I just received an e-mail ad from Cheaper than Dirt for the Blast Knuckles. Enjoy.

http://www.cheaperthandirt.com/item...TAC-115&utm_campaign=08-04-03personalsecurity

 

[Diamondback6]

So, these "Blast Knuckles" will let me throw "Force lightning"? Just call me "Darth Diamondback, Dark Serpent of the Sith"... *Palpatine cackle*

 

[jrfoxx]

I kinda liked the flashlight one until they pointed out the serious drawback it has.....
Too bad, decent idea, just poorly executed.Not sure what would work to solve that though...

 

[bluestarlizzard]

i actually want the vending machine thingy. not for self defense though... would make a great holloween get up though.

 

[Beagle-zebub]

Wow.

That actually upset my asthma, I laughed so hard. I like how the vending machine write-up starts with, "yes, this is from Japan."

 

[sacp81170a]

Omigod! The bullet proof briefcase would have gecko45 salivating!

I wonder if it's a level IV?

Coming to a mall ninja tactical response team near you soon!

 

[VHinch]

Funny, but you should really post a disclaimer that the link is not appropriate for all ages.

JMHO.