The jobs of THR

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Don't forget that SIGs rust, 1911s jam, USPs break firing pins, Delta Elites crack their frames, Glocks explode like cheap firecrackers, and Berettas break their locking blocks right before putting the back half of the slide through your bridgework.
All of which explains why I carry revolvers.
 
Air medical communications specialist. I can't legally call myself a dispatcher, it's an FAA thing (they're from the government, they're here to help), but that's what I basically do. Former lots of things.
 
I do absolutely NOTHING, except clean the house on saturdays, build cabinets, walk the dog, and buy/dry my own cabinet lumber. GOD, I love retirement. (forgot, go to the range once a month)
 
My job is to find undesireable characters who like to ignore their financial obligations, and turn them over to Uncle Sam... I get a small percentage of whatever he decides to take from you. :evil:

At the moment, I'm preparing for the most important job I'll ever have... I'll be a dad by the time November rolls around.
 
I've worked for the same company, a fossil fueled electrical generation facility (Coal fired power plant) since I got discharged from the Navy, over 27 years now.
For the last 25 years I was a control room operator, working rotating shifts.
Starting last Monday, I am now the "Operations Database Administrator". Straight days, weekends & holidays off.
 
Imake DNA and RNA amidites which are the raw materials used in gene sequencing, DNA fingerprinting, and in a variety of medical applications.
 
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okies.

I sit at my desk in my office all day and look busy for my dog. Ihave several monitors in front of me, all needing attention. I have a VOIP phone for those annoying calls and servers all over Great Britain, Canada and the US all clamoring for my attentions.

Now, as to my customers.... Holy cow, you think these people know nothing about computers! oh, yeah, they don't...

Computer Nerd,
 
actually. . . . .

I am the support mechanism for several tiers of career bureaucrats and professional toadies in organizational equivalent of a brain shot brontosaurus.
 
IT Headhunter

So all you IT folks who want to move to Utah - send me your resume. We are very gun friendly state :D
 
I just finished 19 uninterrupted years of schooling (kindergarten--> grades 1-12 --> B.S. --> M.S.) and I have no idea what to do with myself.
 
I uphold Truth, Justice, and the American Way as a criminal defense lawyer.

"a reasonable doubt for a reasonable fee"
 
ok since one of my clients came up with this explanation, it's a little too funny not to share...

i take showers with naked men! (and occasionally pretty women)
ok, ok i also take them to the toilet.
honestly my real skill is lifting these guys and girls safely, i'm an attendant for the severely disabled half the week, which involves anything and everything a person who cant use their arms and legs needs

the other half of the week i have a small garbage hauling business which consists of a decent dump truck and a phone
 
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