The time has come to punch someone in the nose!

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Okiecruffler

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I am not a violent man, in my youth I made many mistakes in judgement and actions, but I am older and wiser now. But my pappy taught me to never let a man insult family, dog, truck or gun, and now some danged fool has gone and insulted 2 or the 4. I went to have lunch with the wife who is in the middle of taking her CCW test and she tells me the story of the guy at the range who checked her weapon. She locked the slide back on my Mitchell, just like a good shooter, and handed it to him. He immediately hits the slide release and drops the slide.:fire: Then he dry-fires my pistol that I spent 6 long careful hours getting the ding out of from the last numbskull who thought dry-firing was a good idea.:cuss: Then he starts pulling on the rear sight bracket while telling the wife that it's jammed closed.:banghead: She, being much more level headed than I, calmly took the gun back from him and racked the slide again. He then launches into a loud sermon on how the Mitchell's are POS's, how High Standard sued them because they were giving High Standards a bad name, and how she shouldn't use it anyway because the safety is on the left side and she's left handed! Then tells her she can rent a Ruger MkII, which last time I looked also had the safety on the left side. He then told the next woman in line that her S&W 38 was a useless weapon for self defense because the .38sp is a weak round and the snubbies are inaccurate. What does he suggest she buy? A Kel-tec .380 of course. Now the wife has made me promise to play nice, but after the class is over I plan to go up and let him know just what a jackass he is, and I hope to do it when there are plenty of people around.
 
Sounds like you married a woman who understands that many men are pretty much nothing more than really big 5-year olds, and she can handle their tantrums without getting all that excited ...

While I can certainly understand your annoyance, remember the old saying, which goes something along the lines ...

Never get into an argument with an idiot. You'll just get dragged down to their level and they'll beat you with experience ...

Or something like that ...

edited to correct stupid slip of the fingers;) (Good thing my wife is out of town for a week ...)
 
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Wow, hard to believe they have idiots like that running CCW classes! While I understand you're anger, you'd never change his mind. Why? Because he's an idiot! Remember - stupid people don't know they're stupid. :rolleyes:
 
Luckily this knuckledragger isn't actually running the class, he's just some mindless drone who works at the range. It's actually not a bad range, I spend a few hundred in there every year on guns and assessories. But when I see people like this who have jobs, I wonder how the unemployment rate can be so high. Can you imagine if this guy did run the show? The wife has been shooting long enough to hold her own, but the lady she has befriended in the class has only been to the range twice. Can you just imagine the information new shooters would come away with? BTW, the wife has explained to the woman that the 38 snubby will do just fine, it was what she carried up until very recently.
 
Okiecruffler I won't comment on that idiot at your wife's CCW class.
But you are the only other person that I've heard of that owns a Mitchell.
I have a Mitchell in SS and I really enjoy shooting it as much as I do my three Colt 1911's. When I live in SoCal I had a neighbor that worked for Mitchell in Santa Ana, CA. before the Feds put him out of business (Income tax problem???) and she told me that Mitchell only made 500 of the Gold series.......don't know if this is true or not..........nice pistol anyway.;)
 
Okie .... punch ON the nose!! IN the nose could be problematic!!:p :D

He not only sounds like a dork idiot but .... is seriously lacking manners .... and for that there is no excuse in my book. He also pretty apparently has serious ''attitude'' ..... and probably considers that he has a solar ring-piece .... only he knows anything at all!!

Don't stoop to his level but .. I shall be intrigued to know if you can tactfully ''straighten him out''!!:evil: :)
 
DorGunR

This is actually the second Mitchell I've owned. I bought a Mitchell Sharpshooter when I was 18 because I couldn't afford a High Standard like my dad had. I loved that pistol, no telling how many treerats fell to it. But when I went to nursing school, things got tight and I had to part with it. A few mosths ago I started looking for another one and found this Trophy first. Once I got it fluffed, buffed, and de-dinged, I've put about 1000rds thru it with no problems. I can shoot 1 inch groups at 25yrds offhand, would love to see what a really good shooter could do with it. I've found a Citation in very nice condition that I think will be the wife's next gun.

And I've promised to play nice, and that probably means that I'll just let it go. Confronting him will only make him defensive, we've all met this guy before. But sometimes I miss being young and impulsive.:evil:
 
punch ON the nose!! IN the nose could be problematic!!

Not if you punch him ON the nose a few dozen times first. Then puching him IN the nose becomes quite easy.:D
 
Tell her to take her CCW manual, roll it into a tube and swat the offending knuckle dragger upon the shnoz.

Works for bad dogs, should work for bad manners.
 
Okiecruffler -- The fact that your initial reaction is -- unfortunately -- the path to a lawsuit is a major contributing factor to the problems in the US today. This blowhard will probably spout his ignorance until taught a lesson.

Please let us all know how your discussion with this firearms "expert" goes.
 
Never try to teach a pig to dance - it wastes your time and annoys the pig.

It's hard to know when to tactfully tolerate a misinformed knowitall and when to ignore him. Good for your wife.
 
heh

Remember - stupid people don't know they're stupid


For some reason, this has me falling out of my seat...I've never heard that saying before. Hopefully you won't mind if I add it to my notebook.


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Wasn't it John Wayne who said ,"Stupid should be painful." I see stupid all day long, at work, driving, at the mall. Problem with society today is that we've made it easy to be stupid. In the 1800's, stupid people starved, so they couldn't make more stupid people. Today we take care of stupid people, so while the rest of us are out working, they have nothing better to do but sit at home making more stupid people. But that's a rant for a different time...:cuss:
 
Speaking of pigs, this has been a favorite of mine:


Never rassle with a pig; you both end up covered in mud, only the pig enjoys it...
 
Send his boss a letter explaining the situation and a bill for your time spent repairing the damage from his dryfiring.
 
One solution might be for you and your wife to "happen" to return to the range when said knuckledragger is working. Almost certainly he will intrude on you to exhibit his wealth of knowledge. You will then have the opportunity to non-confrontationally educate him to the finer points of firearms in general and Mitchells in particular. There's no need to make a spectacle of dressing down the fool, but leave no misinformation uncorrected. There's also no need for him to ever touch the Mitchell again. Remember about rasslein' with the pigs (that one has really helped me) and also the name of the organization to which we all belong. Good Luck and Have Fun. :D
 
It's even worse!!!!

Okay, now I'm sitting here fuming mad. The wife got home, she's mad, and she never gets mad. Let's go over some of the things she learned today.

First from the instructor:
1. The snub nosed revolver is too inaccurate and doesn't carrry enough rounds to be a self defense pistol. Thirty minutes later he pulls his pistol from his pocket, a S&W 38 snubby.
2. While on the line he wanted everyone to dry-fire their pistol. When the wife told him that it wasn't good to dry fire my pistol, he told her ,"I've been doing this a long time, I think I know what's safe for your pistol."
3. When passing the ammo back out that the range had confinscated, one guy found that 5 of his .45acp rounds were mysteriously missing. The range was nice enough to replace his 5 top dollar self defense JHP's with some American Eagle hard ball.
4. On several occasions, he answered questions with, "When I was a cop, if you tried that I'd have shot you dead." Apparently he started every sentence with "When I was a cop..." Wonder why he left the force?

Now a few gems from the lawyer who came to give the legal ethical speech.
1. Called 3 people "stupid", didn't say "that would be a stupid thing to do" Or "an intellegent person would not do that." But actually called individual persons "stupid".
2. Informed everyone that they could not pull their gun on someone unless they actually saw a gun. Then turned around and said that if the guy assaulting you already had his gun out you couldn't react fast enough to bring your gun into play.
3. Informed a woman who asked, "What if a man attacks a woman, but he doesn't have a gun?" that the courts treat women differently "because you don't have a penis we have to make up for it somewhere." Then admitted he had a problem with women.

Like I said, I've spent money there before, I'll never make that mistake again, and I'll make sure that everyone I know understands why.

BTW, the wife passed the written and the shooting tests, despite the fact that the gun never jammed, and she managed to find the safety just fine.
 
I revise my previous post. I suggest that you both get as far from the idiots and thieves as you can and take great comfort in this action.
 
"Stupid people should be encouraged to say stupid things. It helps us keep track of who the stupid people are" ~ Ted Nugent
 
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