THR trading card - with apologies to Oleg Volk...

[bogie]

The _real_ bigger gun...




What's with this "?/?" stuff? Where would a lowly benchrester fall in?

 

[Moparmike]

BTW, MoparMike is Private Joker from here on out.

And why is that?

 

[MMcCall]

Ah, I mistyped.. I mean Pyle. You look exactly like a young Vincent D'Onofrio.

 

[Andrew Wyatt]

here goes.

Andrew Wyatt 1 green, 1 red, 3 colorless


Summon staunch defender of the mini-14 and mossberg 500

Tap, pay three colorless. target player who talks smack about the mini-14 for being innaccurate is treated to a rant about how the mini-14 is a fantastic carbine that handles better than any ar-15 variant.

Tap, pay 1 red, target player who says bad things about the mossberg gets challenged to a tactical COF.

I'll run a tactical COF against you and your oh so superior defender any day.

 

[Moparmike]

Ah, I mistyped.. I mean Pyle.

Gee, that makes me feel good about life...

Anyway, good cards from all.

 

[Combat-wombat]

I can't believe I didn't see this thread sooner!
LMFAO!!!

 

[Duncan Idaho]

We need a "bling-bling" card.

 

[MMcCall]

Gee, that makes me feel good about life...

Heh your face just looks somewhat like his.. I don't think you're getting ready to suck on an M14 or anything

Keep it going guys.. time for some of you others to shine.

 

[MMcCall]

Oh my good lord, I got a shout out from the Ogre. Not bad for 15 minutes of caffeinated hyperactivity and a free copy of Photoshop!

 

[Boats]

Sorry, had to do it, no offense to our erstwhile

European members who are not trying to ban small arms sales to civilians using the UN as their vehicle.

 

[Steve Smith]

Bogie, since it would take all day for you to set up your wind flags and rest, and then you'd only fire 5 shots at 200 yards, you'd only get a -1/-1. If you bring voodoo equipment it gets worse.


Sorry bub.


(ducking!)

 

[MicroBalrog]

Boats - methinks Eurotrash should be 1/1

 

[Boats]

I know jack about the actual game itself. It does seem from what little I have picked up that Eurotrash would have a weak attack and no effective defense though.

 

[Brian Williams]

Where is the Swiss Army AR

or the MBR

 

[Nathaniel Firethorn]

One for LawDog:

Tried to find McGruff in a Stetson, but no luck.

- pdmoderator

 

[bogie]

Yeah, but I can consistently cut a playing card in half at 100 yards...

That's gotta count for something.

And I just recently got my 1911 back!

 

[atek3]

this thread brings back some memories. About 5 years ago I used to hit the St. Louis MTG Tourney scene. God I used to be such a dork. Still am, but at least I'm a 'gun dork' (tm).

My vote for funniest card goes to 'castle bravo'

atek3

 

[BerettaNut92]

Bump...what happened?

 

[Amish_Bill]

<sniff> all the pretty pictures have gone flap flapping away...
</drucilla voice>

 

[MMcCall]

My domain hosting was a casualty of unemployment. I can re-upload to Photobucket if you guys want.

 

[David4516]

That would be nice... some of these sound pretty funny and I'd like to see them...

 

[MMcCall]

Here you go.. let me know if you have any requests, I still have all the templates

Photobucket Magic Card Gallery

 

[David4516]

Thanks,

All of these are pretty good, but my favs were the skunkabilly one, and the mall ninja one...

 

[WhoKnowsWho]

I almost forgot about these things, hehe, these were all awesome!