THR trading card - with apologies to Oleg Volk...

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Fingers off the triggers Jim

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Unfortunately, in Vasconcellos' case it WAS temporary. But John Burton held up, which was amazing enough.

There's going to be armageddon in Senate Approps though. I can prove lies were told in the previous committee.
 
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:neener:

Unfortunately, in Vasconcellos' case it WAS temporary. But John Burton held up, which was amazing enough.

There's going to be armageddon in Senate Approps though. I can prove lies were told in the previous committee.
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Seek and ye shall find

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Card Nominations... LawDog, Coronach, Don Gwinn, Glock KB's, a Jammed Up AR, and Boats - you can have fun with this one... The A-Team's Stainless Mini-14's that can not ever hit a bad guy.
 
Guess you missed the Glock card back there on page 3, George. And I want a Mad Ogre shout out as a picture credit! ;)

BTW, MoparMike is Private Joker from here on out.
 
I don't do Photoshop, and yall would probably not like my attempts at "art", but some more card ideas:

"Excessive Tacticallity"
White, two manna casting cost
Caption: Becoming overly clever, the Leader of the Mall Ninja outsmarts himself.
Effect: Causes Skunkabilly to become tapped with no other effect.

"Too Much Gun"
Red, three manna casting cost
Caption: Having attached superfluous accessories to their gatage, the Mall Ninja need to sit down and quietly recover.
Effect: All Mall Ninja or creature cards with two or more Tactical cards attached may attact with +3 this turn only. All cards used in such fashion do not automatically untap at the end of this turn, but may do so at the end of the next turn. Discard 1 Tactical card.

"We need bigger guns..." part I
Blue, two manna casting cost. Picture is of a Sharps falling block.
Caption: For those occassions when .308 just won't cut it...Sharps .50-120
Effect: Instant. Give one attacking card a +3 bonus for any one attack. Discard after use.

"We need bigger guns..." part II
Black, two manna
Caption: Holland & Holland .700 Nitro Express Double Rifle.
Effect: Gives a single card, with NO Tactical Accessories, two attacks at +4 for one turn. Both cards then are put in graveyard due to mortgaged house, depleted bank account, and fractured collarbone.

"Return of Mikey"
Black, one manna
Caption: Some...persons...gave the overweight twit money for another propaganda film.
Effect: Half of the opposing players cards that posess Common Sense and/or any Gun become tapped while they go in search of asprin and a quiet place to lie down.

"Keystone Cops"
Red, 2 manna
Caption: Hehehehe...now you are subjet to your own rules, dammit.
Effect: Use on opponent who has "Dianne Feinstein" in play. All of his useful and/or entertaining cards are shuffeled back into his library and cannot be used (and must be returned to his library, not discarded) until "Dianne Feinstein" is removed from play and burnt in front of onlookers.


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