The obvious, and it's right under everyone's nose. You MUST defend the shoe collection. Once you have the first line of shoe defense, you must get one for each room to be totally prepared. For example, let's say your sitting on the potty reading this month's American Rifleman and a shoe bandit breaks into the house...you NEED that magazine rack pistol. Or, you fall asleep on the couch and as you awake, the shoe bandit is dashing toward the bedroom...you NEED that couch cushion pistol. Or, you drive up from work and realize the shoe bandit is in the house...you NEED that car gun. Etc...
