Ugliest pistol ever made.

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Gotta go with Nambu, Hi-Point, or that polymer gun with a hump from Magnum Research that went over like a lead balloon couple years back. The luger, being very much like the nambu, is indeed ugly as sin. But the nambu is ugly as deliberate dirty sin.
 
This one absolutely takes the cake. What would possess a man? He thought Hillary, Christmas, 1911 and said Hell Yeah!

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Ukrainian-made PSh-45
And we have a WINNA!

That's the ugliest. You win. The striations are obviously for grip and strength with light weight -- it is an all metal gun (I've read steel but I think the grip is aluminum)! And all yuch!!! 9x18 tho which is cool...

Thanks fer finding it.
 
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Because he dreams of her being in the palm of his hand and he, in her's!
Pretty obvious, and disturbing... The grip wins the ugliest b**ch award.
Al
 
posted by stchman;
I think both the Luger and Nambu are ugly. This is all quality, accuracy, dependability, aside.

By this you obviously don't like any of the thin barrel Ruger Mk I, II or III's or the Walther P08 or any other exposed thin barrel semi that has a fairly raked back grip angle.

Attractiveness is certainly in the eye of the beholder. But in some cases when the proportions shift to an unbalanced look it can become much like listening to jazz fusion music. The look, in this case, is pulled by a dichotomy of shape relationships until suddenly the mind "pops" and we go from "that's a little odd but it's funky" to "OMG THAT'S FUGLY! ! !" For you obviously skinny barrels and/or sharply raked back grips are those triggers.

Is there a similarity? Yes, in profile if we squint our eyes a little or look through beer glasses (after draining them) then yeah, the Luger and Nambu and many others could be mistaken for each other in a quick view fuzzy vision situation.

But for many of us the beauty is also found in the details. On the Luger there's the obviously better finished metal and the look of the toggle grips along with the recessed saftey area. Add on a few other details to the sides of the frame and it causes the overall shape to be transformed into a far more visually interesting design for many of us.

On the other hand guns such as the Hi Point are ugly to many of us because they look like a blow up balloon caricature of so many more normally seen slender shapes.

And to a very large extent aesthetics are a flexible and aquireable trait. Habit and exposeure to an item brings on a familiarity. For someone brought up with 1911's and similar a Luger and others of the same style can well look ugly. But to someone brought up with Lugers a 1911 would feel odd and be ugly to them.

There have been more than one or two truly ugly guns in this thread that only the original designer could love in any manner. Shapes that are just so at odds with each other that they are just plain odd and unbalanced from a visual standpoint. But even then I have to wonder what would be our take on those if we were brought up with those guns and they were the ones that drove the style of other parallel guns?

Starting an "AR's are ugly" thread these days is an excellent way to get dubbed as a troll. But I wonder if they were all that well aesthetically received when first introduced to a public that was used to long slender wood stocked Garrands, fine bolt action hunting rifles and even wood stocked M-14's. To many the first AR's must have looked incredably kludgey and fugly. But with exposure over time the AR's bacame the standard and similar black rifles are all the rage these days. Again, a matter that familiarity breeds acceptance and then beauty.
 
For *MY* taste, considering UGLINESS ONLY, it is a toss-up between the HKP7 and the HKMk23SOCOM. They look ugly, but run beautifully! Go figure!
 
My vote for Ugliest Pistol is.......

The H&K VP70z I love H&K and think the MP5 is a thing of great beauty...But,,,This pistol is one of the most seriously ugly things out there...after that list looks like this

Hi-Point
Glock
Nambu
any pistol made impracticool with all the bells whistles and a compass in the stock and a thing that tells time:eek:
 
Ben86, WTH? Why would anyone ever do such a thing as put Hillary on their grips? I am so confused?

Obviously, because he doesn't want anyone to steal it. I mean, who would even want to touch it?
 
the VP70 being the first poly pistol sucked. the safety is where the mag release should be, and theres no way to lock the slide open.
 
What would possess a man? He thought Hillary, Christmas, 1911 and said Hell Yeah!

LMBO.... as if JUST HillaryGrips wasn't bad enough! :eek:

Wait a sec, back up...... beep, beep, beep.... Big44mag.... that thing .... my eyes, my eyes; gawd help me, my eyes!!! Game, set and /thread; we are done! What the heck is that? Egad man, that it literally painful to view. :p
 
Okay, I'll play...

the Rhino gets my vote:
 

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I pull some pictures, but I don't like the looks of older revolvers with just a skinny barrel out the front. I guess like old police issue .38's or so.
 
I've always thought the contenders are oglay. I've had a lot of people disagree with me though.
 

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FWIW, I'm appalled that anyone thinks a P08 Luger is ugly! Growing up as a kid interested in German WWII weapons the Luger was my favorite! It was just cool looking! The 1911 is also a beautiful gun! Now you guys saying the Hi-Point is ugly are spot on! It looks like something they might have used as a ray gun in a early Star Trek series or something. Any of those Jap guns are pretty sorry too.
 
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