Underwear & Guns

[roo_ster]

YOu can't run around in your undershorts if'n you don't wear them. But, I always keep some shorts or pants where I can find them.

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Werewolf

180 lb beagle/great dane mix

The very thought of a 180lb beagle/GD mix is enough to warp my brain.

Although, if you have pics, please post them to assuage my curiosity.

 

[bogie]

I make sure both are clean. Never know when...

 

[Zach S]

While I have spent some time outside in skivvies, or less, I was unarmed. Now I keep the jeans I wore the day before beside my bed when I go to sleep. Sometimes I wind up sleeping in my jeans anyway.

I am planning on getting one of those tac vests. Then I can keep it hanging in the closet. I will keep a gun, mags, flashlights, and some handcuffs all right on the vest.

The guy will S a brick when he realizes he broke into a house occupied by an uber-tactical wannabe SWAT guy.

At least, thats what Mom said when I mentioned the same idea

 

[Werewolf]

180 lb beagle/great dane mix

The very thought of a 180lb beagle/GD mix is enough to warp my brain.

Although, if you have pics, please post them to assuage my curiosity.

Sorry no pics... been computing since 1978 but never have gotten into the digital camera thing.

The dog is female. 180 lbs - she'd be about 130 or so if at normal weight but I spoil her by feeding her from the table. She's black with white diamond on the forehead, jowls, chin, chest and belly. She kinda looks like a black lab but her ears are a bit shorter and she's deeper in the chest. She has a mostly beagle head but scaled to great dane dimensions. She looks and acts like a typical hound dog but without all the drooling they are so prone to.

Great dog - smart as hell. And no one she doesn't know can get within 50' of our house without her going nuts. How she knows who's who beats me but she knows. And her bark is one loud deep throated roar! There've been sales people and once a state legislator glad handing that just turned around and beat feet out of the area once she lit off her roar. And she ain't all bark either - there's been a number of times that folks she didn't know have come to my home and it's all I or my wife can do to keep her off of 'em. We have to introduce her to the newbies and explain they're good guys then it's like she's known 'em all her life. Once my wife found a guy messin' with her car in the drive way and turned Gabby loose on 'em. That sucker took off so fast it's like he was never there. Gabby chased him about 100' away and then turned around, came home and set in front of my wife to guard her. Sometimes dogs simply amaze me.

I sleep pretty soundly at night knowing she's around.

 

[Quartus]

Beagle.... Great Dane..... ????


Man, that's just WRONG!!!!

Sometimes dogs simply amaze me.

I sleep pretty soundly at night knowing she's around.

Kidding aside, a good dog beats any burglar alarm system. Hoping to buy a house this summer so we can finally get some dogs again...

I have 'showered' in the back yard with my wife holding a garden hose on me (long story).

So, did someone have an encounter with Pépé LéPue?



Naked people have no credibility with police. Didn't you guys know that?

 

[Holly76201]

Rabbit

bet they don't come back much, do they?
Kinda reminds me of the Lady a few years back who'd invite the Mormons or Jehovah's Witnesses inside, then drug them, kill them and grind them into sausage.

My preferred method of dealing with the tract - folks is to tell them I'm a Druid, messes with their minds and makes them walk a little faster.



Holly

 

[StuporDave]

beagle/great dane mix

Uh... I think I know which one was the sire THERE

I now have a picture in my head of a beagle hanging on for dear life to the back end of a great dane. And it won't go away. Thanks.

Dave

 

[Greg L]

180 lb beagle/great dane mix

That's not as bad as a Basset/Newfie mix I saw once. The poor dog had the body of a Newfie but only had 6" of ground clearance

Around here we'll have 400 lbs + of fuzzy heros (3) waking us up by their trying to get under the bed if anyone came in. The "Forget the dog, beware of the owner" sign certainly applies here

Greg

 

[Sylvilagus Aquaticus]

No, they don't come back and they quit sending the bus around to collect the little kids down the street to indoctrinate them shortly thereafter.

Nothing like a screaming naked man with a bad dog and a .45 to put you off your proseletysing.

I had very long hair and a full beard at the time...I worked for the county government back then in the tax department. My nickname was Manson.

Some of the guys in the office thought I had a little problem with intensity then.

I mellowed shortly after leaving that job.

Regards,
Rabbit.

 

[Lone Star]

What: no girls with bra holsters on this forum???

Lone Star

 

[pax]

Moderator Note

This'd be a good time to remind everyone that on THR, we have members who are protestant, Catholic, Mormon, JW, Buddhist, Muslim, atheist, pagan, and agnostic -- and probably a dozen others that I haven't named.

If you cannot say something nice about other people's religion, please do not say anything at all. THR is simply not the place for religious battles.

pax

When I told the people of Northern Ireland that I was an atheist, a woman in the audience stood up and said, "Yes, but is it the God of the Catholics or the God of the Protestants in whom you don't believe?" -- Quentin Crisp

 

[RustyHammer]

 

[Holly76201]

Pax,
I don't criticize other folks religious preferences. It's when they come to my door, univited, and wake me up in the middle of my sleep cycle that I get a little perturbed. Religion is a wonderful solace for some, just not me. I'm spiritual, but not religious thanks to being raised by rabid [and I'm allowed to say that because they are MY family] Church of Christ members. All the intolerance in that and many other religions put me off all organized religion. Just wanted to explain my negative comments from above. Now Back to gun topics.

Lone Star:
Actually there are women on this Forum who use Bra Holsters. Sorta. Since I usually wear an underwire [maybe more info than you needed] it gives enough support that I can clip anything from a .25 to a .45 under my left arm for a cross draw. Actually, not to brag, but I can comfortably conceal any caliber from .22 to 9mm in my cleavage. And yes my Dearly Beloved realizes what a lucky man he is.

 

[thumbtack]

I don't wear underwear.

 

[Trebor]

A couple months ago someone started POUNDING on my door in the morning while I was asleep. I thought that maybe my wife locked herself out and was pounding to wake me up, but I wasn't sure. I was naked, but I grabbed a pistol and went near the door to see who it was. I could see the deadbolt was locked, but didn't want to get too close in someone forced the door. My wife and I have a cute couple code thing going on (don't ask. It's nauseatingly cute, but surprisingly "tactical") and when I gave our traditional greeting and didn't get the expected response, I stayed back away from the door and loudly asked "Who's there?" The pounding stopped and nearly unintelligible voice said he wanted to talk to me about "getting to know his neighbors." I'd heard this spiel before, the local HS kids use it when their doing some sort of fund raising thing. I looked through the peephole and saw that it was a HS kid, so I told him through the door, "Sorry, I was in the shower. I'm not interested"

I was kinda pissed by how LOUD he pounded on the door. You shouldn't bang on someone's door like that unless it's an emergency. If my house is on fire, fine, but don't scare me just to try to sell me something.