Tinker:
The NEW, totally awesome Xtreme Titanium Belted Copper Core X-Max Turbo Dino-Slayer Semiwadcutter Hollow Point Belted Magnum Nylon Driving Banded X-300 Modern 21st Century Spitzer Ridiculously Short SSM Incendiary Tracer Armor-Piercing Saboted Leviathan Crumpler will be available in RealTree pattern next summer.
The makers of the NEW, totally awesome Xtreme Titanium Belted Copper Core X-Max Turbo Dino-Slayer Semiwadcutter Hollow Point Belted Magnum Nylon Driving Banded X-300 Modern 21st Century Spitzer Ridiculously Short SSM Incendiary Tracer Armor-Piercing Saboted Leviathan Crumpler recognize that not only should firearms and the shooter be camouflaged, but the projectile as well.
After all, the glint of sun upon a NEW, totally awesome Xtreme Titanium Belted Copper Core X-Max Turbo Dino-Slayer Semiwadcutter Hollow Point Belted Magnum Nylon Driving Banded X-300 Modern 21st Century Spitzer Ridiculously Short SSM Incendiary Tracer Armor-Piercing Saboted Leviathan Crumpler might very well spook game as it passed through the air at its magnificent, testosteronic velocity.
The developers of the NEW, totally awesome Xtreme Titanium Belted Copper Core X-Max Turbo Dino-Slayer Semiwadcutter Hollow Point Belted Magnum Nylon Driving Banded X-300 Modern 21st Century Spitzer Ridiculously Short SSM Incendiary Tracer Armor-Piercing Saboted Leviathan Crumpler have finally perfected a system whereby RealTree camouflage encircles the entire projectile, without affecting its aerodynamic, hydrodynamic, pinetreedynamic and biggamedynamic attributes.
Initially, there were ignition problems with launching the NEW, totally awesome Xtreme Titanium Belted Copper Core X-Max Turbo Dino-Slayer Semiwadcutter Hollow Point Belted Magnum Nylon Driving Banded X-300 Modern 21st Century Spitzer Ridiculously Short SSM Incendiary Tracer Armor-Piercing Saboted Leviathan Crumpler but the newer rifles have a newly designed ignition system that employs a .44 Magnum case loaded with 40 grains of Bullseye smokeless powder and a few Rosebud Strike-Anywhere matchheads for good measure.
These new .44 Magnum ignitors are sold in convenient, triple-sealed-in-plastic packs of five ignitors, in RealTree camouflage, of course.
The good ol', yer buddy, ol' pal, folks at Gatofeo Demented & Bonkers Firearms look forward to serving the (pathologically imagined) needs of sportsmen, semi-sportsmen and game hogs in the great outdoors of game farms, leased farmland and snooty hunting clubs.
Thank you very much. That'll be $5. No checks.