What gun(s) are you being buried with when you die and why?

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Geez, by all the responses, I feel guilty for wanting to be buried with a gun.I don't like feeling guilty so maybe I should gift all my firearms then.I just wanted one, even though I know it's wasteful and I can't do anything with it because I'll be freaking dead.


On the other hand, if you've lived a good life, loved your neighbor, and "kept the Commandments," maybe, just maybe, the "Boss" will let you take it with you!:p
 
I don't want to be cremated or embalmed. I just want to be buried. No vault, no preservation.
I want to simply return to the earth.

That's interesting and different. I've only really heard of being either being buried in a casket or cremated and put in an urn..
 
On the other hand, if you've lived a good life, loved your neighbor, and "kept the Commandments," maybe, just maybe, the "Boss" will let you take it with you!
That's right. I feel that if earthly possessions are important to you and make you happy, you will have them in Paradise -- in other words, the biggest gun collection imaginable will be "reconstructed" virtually for your enjoyment. But this will be on a completely different level than the objects we have here.

On the other hand, if you have reached a high level of spiritual awareness, you won't care about such mundane things.
 
That's interesting and different. I've only really heard of being either being buried in a casket or cremated and put in an urn..

From what I've read, direct burial, i.e. wrap in a sheet and put in the ground, is practiced by several religious orders, mostly monks and nuns. I've not heard of it otherwise.
 
None will be buried with me. Hopefully I will have kids in the future. If not I will leave them to other family members. When I kick the bucket I want my guns to be passed on and used. If a gun was that important to me ,I would hope it would be appreciated ,charished and used by who I leave them to. I would hate to have the gun waste away in a hole with my rotting body. Use it,love it and remember me through them please.
 
I want some kind of pagan funeral pyre. Not sure how the gun will fit in to the whole thing.
The story is told about some ancient Greeks who traveled to India and encountered a tribe which disposed of its dead by eating them. The Greeks were outraged by this cannibalism, until the Indians pointed out that the Greeks' custom of burning their dead was similar to what they did (cooking them), except that the Greeks wasted the remains. At least these Indians put the dead remains to good use.
 
My uncle was an Egyptian Pharoah and he clued me in on taking stuff with you when you go. I'm gonna be buried with my Hi-Point 995 UGLY 9mm carbine. 2000 years later they can "pry it from my cold dead hands" and have to, at some time, be ashamed they did it.
My wife is working on the pyramid in the back yard now and she has suggested I take another 25 guns with me when I go.
The pyramid grows taller every day now that her black friday sales purchases have generated so many cardboard boxes and plastic foam.
 
If I'm buried and not cremated and if I actually wanted to be buried with a gun. I do have a shotgun that is my most cherished possession. What makes it so special is that fact that it was given to me by my favorite Uncle while he was still living, a very emotional moment for both of us some 40 years ago. He was a man's man, a hunter, fisher, just an all round outdoor kinda guy. I've hunted with him many times when he carried this Winchester Model 12. There is no force on earth that could take it from me except my death. I absolutely love the gun.

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From what I've read, direct burial, i.e. wrap in a sheet and put in the ground, is practiced by several religious orders, mostly monks and nuns. I've not heard of it otherwise.
Orthodox Jews do not embalm, bury the dead within 24 hours, and use wooden caskets with no metal fittings. The idea is that everything will decompose naturally. (A gun in the casket would obviously go against this ethos.)

"Grave goods" were a pagan tradition, exemplified by the ancient Egyptians. Neither Jews nor early Christians approved of the practice, which smacked of idolatry.
 
What gun(s) are you being buried with when you die and why?

None as guns in the afterlife are not required. I speak with the recently deceased on a regular basis and I have found the after life has incredible ranges from handgun right through high power rifle. The butts are fully automatic on the ranges and everyone shoots high scores. You can shoot the rifles or handguns of your choice and ammunition is infinite in supply, there are no shortages. Every day is also sunshine and blue skies with no wind to correct for. So after speaking with those in the after life I see absolutely no reason to weigh down my casket with a gun or guns when I check out. My guns will be distributed to kids and grand kids to remember me by with the remainder being sold off by my wife. All guns in the after life are provided free of charge at any of the excellent ranges and there is never a wait at the afterlife range. Life is good, live it!

Ron
 
Geez, by all the responses, I feel guilty for wanting to be buried with a gun.I don't like feeling guilty so maybe I should gift all my firearms then.I just wanted one, even though I know it's wasteful and I can't do anything with it because I'll be freaking dead.
There's nothing wrong about wanting to do that, if you feel it's that important. It's just some of us have different ideas about it. One of the few positives I could see from it is, a few centuries or millenia down the line, it may make for something interesting for future generations, since eventually there's a good chance you will get dug up someday.
Seems after enough time has passed, folks don't seem to mind excavating someone's final resting place.
 
I don't anticipate being buried with any of my guns, any more than I anticipate being buried with any of my books, camping gear, or woodworking tools. I have gotten a great deal of enjoyment from all of them, but they will stay here when I pass on. I'd rather they all go to someone who will use and appreciate them.
 
My guns go to my Son and his family.. I told them to fry me and flush me when I croak.
 
No need to put it in a will. Many are already in the hands of my kids and their spouses. If I go suddenly they have the combination to the safe's and can come and divide up the rest to suit themselves. Otherwise the ones who haven't already been given away will be before I die. The handful that will remain in my possession to the end will be earmarked as to who gets them. None will go with me.
 
If I am going to die it will be in a pile of brass, enough to cover my body. A blinged out M-60:)

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A blinged out M-60
I actually have an M60, and it's not all that it's cracked up to be (at least in the popular imagination). It was a candidate to be sold, but the damn thing keeps going up in value so fast, that I need to keep it for that reason alone. As a practical shooter, the M1919A4 Browning is better.
 
Damn sure do not want to be buried. Rotting away in a box, my body filled up with embalming fluid, is not my game. I want to be cremated, My ashes spread over my garden and and a Tombstone that says. Eat Me.
 
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