What's the best gun for a driveby?

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RPG-7 is good, just be careful when shooting one out of your car, it leaves a distinctive blue ring around the eye, so the local CSI would find you fast. Also be sure to wear one of those tacticool capes for this kind of job.
 
When you absolutely, positively have to....

Why a General Electric Minigun of course! :D

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YIKES!

OK, .02cents from the liberal, tree hugging, gun owner. :evil:

Fellows, we're not the only people who read this board. This post is a joke, I realize, but this looks really really bad. Esp some of the early posts that use "malaprop" language. I realize you see that kind of thing on rap records, but I just don't know if it's a cool idea.

OK, getting down off my soapbox and going quielt away.

Joe
 
I personally am surprised this thread has been allowed to continue. I am not so dense that I don't see it as being a joke, but it's not in good taste (especially for a internet community that prides itself as promoting responsible gun ownership). So, would it be okay if I start a thread asking, "What's the best gun for a bank robbery?" I would assume so since there is no real distinction between that thread and this one.

Let me step down from my soap-box before it collapses with me still on top :D
 
Youz GOTZ to use a GLOCK 9, (dass 9milmee-er) 'cuz, (as I seen a ganger wannabe say) That glock is TIGHT!!!!

Yo dog- give the shop a call man fi-fi-fi fo-fi-fo-fi (say it out loud)
 
Well, actually...

When I first read the post, I actually thought that some of the potty mouthed trolls from packing.org had followed me over here and were trashing the place. It became obvious as I read through it that NONE of us give a damn about college basketball and we're all bored on Sunday morning, but I too have to say that the title of the initial post was below the usual standards for THR, and some antis might be able to use something like this.

And to go from the soapbox to the gutter, MY favorite weapon for a driveby would not be a gun at all, but rather a large color picture of Janet Reno in a pair of crotchless panties. Shove that sucker out the passenger side window, and watch 'em die like flies in a blast furnace. :what:

BTW - I'm sorry I haven't been back in a long while, but they blocked this site from my work computer :cuss: so I can't check in like I used to.
 
Well I've been known to "cropdust" offenders to my honor with well timed flatulence as I walk by.

I've never shot anybody but I think I hurt one guy's feelings...

This does sort of remind me of one of the worst movies I've ever seen. "Don't be a Meanace to South Centeral while drinking your juice in the hood". Wherein one guy asked another "Does this Mak10 go with my shoes?".

Personally I'd love an EMP device that would disable those miserable tone generator bass buggies that disturb me at every traffic light. Right now my only recourse is to open the door, fart at them and drive off. Oddly enough it seems to work pretty well!
 
IMHO, a sizable number of gunnies lack (a) imagination; (b) a sense of humor; (c) a willingness to consider concepts outside a specific comfortable frame of reference. This is our biggest handicap.
 
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Even though this topic was posted in jest I don't believe it is a good idea to be talking about this topic on this site. I would hate to see an anti use it against us to prove gunowners are violent people who wish to do harm to others.
 
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