Glock 30 with extended and tritium next to me, along wit a decoy, that is visible. Then another one opposite side. The way I see it if anyone gets in while you are asleep, the first place they are going to look is next to the bed if you are unfortunate enough not to awake soon enough. "my lab snores", "wife can sleep through a nuclear attack", just don't try to put any soft porn on. that can wake her from near death sceaming get that off. So if the dog is asleep, there are no porn stars breaking in, and my alarm fails, lol, I have two backups. I can never have a maid. Next will be a "spider man", "type net" that falls from the ceiling, with flash bangs. Also a jewlery box with an extra loaded mag for every gun in the house including the safe guns.
Never let it be said I haven't prepared since the last one in 79. They came in fast and there were 5. Caught us leaving in an apt in NY. No dog, no alarm, no backup, no plan. No good. Worse part of when my mom came to try living with us, she's 90, was trying to keep the envelope sealed, she just kept opening doors and walking around the house. Mom is back in NY now. I couldn't take it, the chime is hooked up to the alarm, and every 5 minutes, I thought someone was coming in. Try explaining this to a 90 yr old woman. Guests are told, when I am down, the alarm goes on, and no one can go out, or open a window or door, until we get up. My wife is up at 5:30. so it isn't a problem. I also give them a temp code, if it's my family. We aren't allowed rottis or pits here. So my lab got the job.