trubluedog
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Dog owners beware!!! Dogs are dropping left and right.
There is a Dog Sniper on the loose!!!
There is a Dog Sniper on the loose!!!
Who says cats don't have a sense of humor? (Yes, this is firearms-related!)
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Iron Mike
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I wonder if that cat is holding a Mouser.
cidirkona
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Wow... I can't beleive this thread still exsists... Some people never throw anything away!
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tegemu
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I am a cay lover, have one in my arms as I type, but I can see why some folks love dogs. It is nice to have something to dominate, especially if you are married, insecure or not confidant enough in your manhood to be concerned about somehow being thought 'Un-macho." It's great to have to have something to walk or be let in and out on demand, bathe frequently, etc.
doc jake
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That’s how criminals develop. Starts as a cat burglar and develops into a dog killer. Notice it picks on an easy target like a Labrador never something like a German shepherd.
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IndianaDean
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As I love cats, and this didn't happen to me, I can get a nice laugh out of this.
V4Vendetta
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Thanks for the laugh. I needed one. This reminds me of something that happened to my dad.
He used to be a meat cutter. Well one day a lady came in the store for some ground chuck for her cat. She said that if it wasn't fresh ground right then, her cat wouldn't eat it. My dad suggested feeding the cat some lead
. That lady got so upset 
. Later the manager came back to where my dad works & told him that "you've gotta be careful about how you talk about peoples pets".
He used to be a meat cutter. Well one day a lady came in the store for some ground chuck for her cat. She said that if it wasn't fresh ground right then, her cat wouldn't eat it. My dad suggested feeding the cat some lead
. That lady got so upset . Later the manager came back to where my dad works & told him that "you've gotta be careful about how you talk about peoples pets".silverlance
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lol
I have a similar story to Wolf's. I wanted a dog to help me guard the house after a burgulary in which all my guns were stolen, but the pound which I had spent 6 hours at "interviewing" and "bonding" denied me two days later, saying that I had insufficient experience with dogs to be a good caretaker. Of course, I should have left right away after seeing owners referred to as "parents".... I like to think of my pets as my underlings or, at best, partners.
Anyhow, right after I get the phone call I find a dog lying about 2 days from starving to death next to my car in the faculty parking lot. $500 of vet work, rescue discounted to $300, later (all the pet hospitol did was cut his collar off, which had cut into his throat, shave the area and dress the wound, and keep him kenneled for two days... grrr...) I had a very loyal and effective watchdog.
Well, I also have cats. Or, rather, my roommate does. Fortunately they are both short hair cats (we both hate long hair cats), and the fur really isn't that bad. But one cat really distrusts Stalin (my dog) and actually has charged him hissing and swiping more than one time. Of course, Stalin percieves the challenge as a challenge to his ability to defend us, so it gets interesting after that point...
But the other cat sleeps witht he dog. Strange.
I have a similar story to Wolf's. I wanted a dog to help me guard the house after a burgulary in which all my guns were stolen, but the pound which I had spent 6 hours at "interviewing" and "bonding" denied me two days later, saying that I had insufficient experience with dogs to be a good caretaker. Of course, I should have left right away after seeing owners referred to as "parents".... I like to think of my pets as my underlings or, at best, partners.
Anyhow, right after I get the phone call I find a dog lying about 2 days from starving to death next to my car in the faculty parking lot. $500 of vet work, rescue discounted to $300, later (all the pet hospitol did was cut his collar off, which had cut into his throat, shave the area and dress the wound, and keep him kenneled for two days... grrr...) I had a very loyal and effective watchdog.
Well, I also have cats. Or, rather, my roommate does. Fortunately they are both short hair cats (we both hate long hair cats), and the fur really isn't that bad. But one cat really distrusts Stalin (my dog) and actually has charged him hissing and swiping more than one time. Of course, Stalin percieves the challenge as a challenge to his ability to defend us, so it gets interesting after that point...
But the other cat sleeps witht he dog. Strange.
V4Vendetta
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My older brother has a cat named Sadie. I call her Satan. She is inherently evil. I just walked past her one time, no trying to pet her or steal her food, she let out a hiss that made me think there was a snake beside me.
I jumped out the way like a rabbit. I don't go to his house anymore.
I jumped out the way like a rabbit. I don't go to his house anymore.Peet
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Dogs:
Humans feed them, take care of them, love them. They think we're gods.
Cats:
Humans feed them, take care of them, love them. They know they're gods.
Humans feed them, take care of them, love them. They think we're gods.
Cats:
Humans feed them, take care of them, love them. They know they're gods.
beaucoup ammo
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Good Story, PreacherMan!
My dog and kat laugh at the same things! Namely the attempts at political humor in this thread!!
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My dog and kat laugh at the same things! Namely the attempts at political humor in this thread!!
Take Care
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