I found this on Glock talk
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Wow...I've always dreamed that someday I could join a awesome team of super sweet CCWers. I have ninja skills, bo staff skills plus I spent a winter in the arctic shooting wolverines with a freaking 12 gauge, so I should be a tacticool addition to your team. Of course, at around 32 inches my waist is barley half your "tactical" recomendation, but I hope you'll make an exception. I'd like to volunteer to become your designated marksman, my weapon of choice will be a handi rifle chambered for .300 win mag with an 18 inch barrel that I'll carry in a suitcase made of bullet proof ceramic plates. When we come under fire I figure you guys can throw out smoke grenades while I "catch rounds" with the trauma plates I'll keep duct taped to my back while I assemble the rifle. Then I'll return fire, taking out the sentries with well placed "brain stem shots" that I learned about during my super sweet 3 hour CCW course that was taught by a guy who's brother's ex girlfriend's cousin new a guy who used to be in SEAL team Delta,( back when they had to buy all their AK's and Glocks on the black market, becuase they just took the M-9s and M-16s they were issued and threw them away becuase they weren't nearly "tacticool" enough). Then you guys lay down "glazing fire" with your Glock 27's (with bar-sto .357 sig barrels) while I run into Bin Laden's cave (running along the ceiling because I'm wearing my super secrete ninja boots with spikes that let me walk up walls) and subdue him using the ASP baton I keep duct taped to my right calf and an oversized can of bear mace.
P.S. I don't think we need government funding because there is a 25 million dollar reward on Bin Laden's head, so I think, since we have a realistically workable and tactically sound plan, it should be no trouble to find private investors to fund our trip. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go CCW at Wal Mart while I purchase duct tape and bear mace.
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i bears remakable resemblance to another mall ninja post on the highroad. idk if its the same or just very similar.
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Wow...I've always dreamed that someday I could join a awesome team of super sweet CCWers. I have ninja skills, bo staff skills plus I spent a winter in the arctic shooting wolverines with a freaking 12 gauge, so I should be a tacticool addition to your team. Of course, at around 32 inches my waist is barley half your "tactical" recomendation, but I hope you'll make an exception. I'd like to volunteer to become your designated marksman, my weapon of choice will be a handi rifle chambered for .300 win mag with an 18 inch barrel that I'll carry in a suitcase made of bullet proof ceramic plates. When we come under fire I figure you guys can throw out smoke grenades while I "catch rounds" with the trauma plates I'll keep duct taped to my back while I assemble the rifle. Then I'll return fire, taking out the sentries with well placed "brain stem shots" that I learned about during my super sweet 3 hour CCW course that was taught by a guy who's brother's ex girlfriend's cousin new a guy who used to be in SEAL team Delta,( back when they had to buy all their AK's and Glocks on the black market, becuase they just took the M-9s and M-16s they were issued and threw them away becuase they weren't nearly "tacticool" enough). Then you guys lay down "glazing fire" with your Glock 27's (with bar-sto .357 sig barrels) while I run into Bin Laden's cave (running along the ceiling because I'm wearing my super secrete ninja boots with spikes that let me walk up walls) and subdue him using the ASP baton I keep duct taped to my right calf and an oversized can of bear mace.
P.S. I don't think we need government funding because there is a 25 million dollar reward on Bin Laden's head, so I think, since we have a realistically workable and tactically sound plan, it should be no trouble to find private investors to fund our trip. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go CCW at Wal Mart while I purchase duct tape and bear mace.
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i bears remakable resemblance to another mall ninja post on the highroad. idk if its the same or just very similar.