"You Might be a Gun Guy..."

[CajunBass]

you might be a gun GIRL if:
you find spent brass in the bottem of the washing machine after washing a load of jeans. *sigh*

Hey! I'll have you know I do laundry from time to time.

And I've found brass there too.

 

[mljdeckard]

mekender made me remember another one.

If you've ever been pulled over, and been worried that you're going to get a ticket because the HP'man was jealous that your guns were better than his.

 

[nobius]

If you moved your planned house build 500 feet further down your property so you could live at "308 Your Road"

 

[annielulu]

If when you change channels with the remote just after a range session you have to consciously confirm that your finger is not on the selector button before you make the change.

When at the checkout line you reach in your pocket for change and you pull out a few hollow points along with the change.

When you start decorating your walls with targets that show your best range sessions and you start replacing pictures and other decorating items with targets.

When all the gifts you want are gun related and you are down to 1 pair of jeans.

When your idea of a good night at home equates to surfing the internet for ballistic data.

 

[dredwinggirl13]

you might be a gun *girl* when...

you visit this site almost as much if not more than myspace.

your ears are gauged, and the first time ever out to the range you decide to use the brass from a .22lr as your new earrings. :]

 

[Nolo]

"...You see different gun calibers and model types every time you look at a digital clock."

As I look at the clock and see that it's 11:14, I immediately think of the caliber 14.5x114.
Wow.

 

[Nolo]

When your watching the TV or a film and count the rounds as they're fired.....

I just saw I Am Legend tonight and I was doing that. He fired at least 40 rounds out of a thirty-round mag. But it was pretty much their only firearm mistake, so I overlooked it with the old "screen change reload".
Okay, he did try to hunt deer with a 5.56, but that's at least physically possible. I wouldn't do it, though.

 

[Hardtarget]

You're a gun guy if...

You noticed your clock in time was 7:57- three times in a week.
You buy a lottery ticket and get excited because all the numbers are gun related.
as you drive the interstate highway you see great places for a rifle range.

Mark.

 

[doc2rn]

You know your a gun guy if

You go to Wal Mart to buy a new NEF 12g for your cousin on stipulation that he hands over the 10g held together with bailing wire and duck tape.

 

[evan price]

... you get a phone call from that buddy who runs a gun store while on your way to church, so you drop the family at church then walk through the sanctuary, sneak out the back door, jump in the truck, drive really fast to the gun store, so you can buy that nice pistol that somebody just put down on trade-in towards another gun, before the noon rush and somebody scoops your deal, then fly back to church, park the truck, sneak in the back door, hang up the coat, and pretend you've been in with the men's group the whole time....

(Me, this morning...and did I mention there was a driving snowstorm at the time???)

 

[Nytelyte]

When you walk into WalMart and the sporting goods counter guy knows what caliber you are getting.
When I skip a week at the range, the WMSGCG asks me where I was....

 

[Bart Noir]

.....when you find yourself using a LeadAway cloth to clean under your fingernails.

Bart Noir

 

[tuckerdog1]

When you're watching a sporting event, and root for one team over the other, based on how their home state treats gun owners.

Tuckerdog1

 

[SteyrAUG]

You contemplate all potential purchases based upon how many AR-15 rifles could be bought for the same money.

 

[tinygnat219]

When you start thinking about how many Mosin Nagants something would cost.

 

[illspirit]

your ears are gauged, and the first time ever out to the range you decide to use the brass from a .22lr as your new earrings. :]

...when you see someone post this ^, think it's a great idea, and start googling for steel cased .22LR to avoid having green ears from the brass.

 

[dredwinggirl13]

Quote:
your ears are gauged, and the first time ever out to the range you decide to use the brass from a .22lr as your new earrings. :]

...when you see someone post this ^, think it's a great idea, and start googling for steel cased .22LR to avoid having green ears from the brass.

Hahaha thank you! It didnt last long because the O-rings for my other earrings didnt fit, so they'd just fall out often. :/ Looked pretty cool at the time though!

 

[xilch]

Your kids are watching Elmer Fudd shooting a double barreled shotgun at Bugs Bunny and it irritates you that he never has to reload.

 

[bigun15]

..when the grocery bags won't fit into the trunk of your car because it's full of target frames and sandbags.

Ya know, I've been doing that as my job for a little over a year and suprisingly that's never happened to me.

Maybe that's why some people don't want me to help them out...

 

[Ultrachimp]

Ok I got a good laugh from the wife when she asked what kind of paint we needed for the interior of the house...

The paint is SW6091...she said WHAT? I said it's SMITH & WESSON 6091 write it down!

She almost choked she was laughing so hard. Er don't you mean Sherwin Williams?

So everything S&W is now Smith & Wesson, I had gun on the brain lol

I lol'd.

When your watching the TV or a film and count the rounds as they're fired.....

Yep. Definitely.

...You see different gun calibers and model types every time you look at a digital clock.

Yes. Very true. 2:03 is one of my favorite times.

 

[Constantine-p89]

"...You see different gun calibers and model types every time you look at a digital clock."



Thats me every day!!!

 

[biscuitninja]

When you calculate the propellent charge and barrel PSI needed to fire things. From wee little rounds.... to VERY big rounds.
-bix

 

[CoRoMo]

if your favorite lottery numbers are 9, 22, 38, 40, 45, and 50,

if you read the previous line as 9mm, .22lr, .40S&W, .45ACP, and .50cal.

 

[RoadkingLarry]

This is my unit. I use one everyday at work.

This is my UNIT, this is my GUN!

 

[Green Lantern]

I forgot one!

"If you accidentally lay an item under the barcode scanner at the register after ringing it up, and it starts re-ringing it multiple times before you can grab it, you yell: 'Oh no, SLAMFIRE!!!'"