Your favorite gun store signs

[Riomouse911]

Yesterday I was in Prescott Arizona delivering our offices’ stock of 68 Mini-14 rifles to a wholesale buyer who bought our trade-ins. (We just upgraded to Colt Enhanced Patrol Rifles with the Magpul furniture. Much better! )

I saw this sign on a store on Hwy 89 as I was leaving town. I just had to snap a picture while I was stopped at the light.



Other than “Bear Arms,” which is a closed gun store up in Yucca Valley, and “Annie’s Get Your Gun,” which changed names after it was sold to someone else in Corona, Ca., none of the LGS in my area have any fun or amusing names or slogans on their signs.

Are there any out there that do have a sense of patriotism or humor in their slogan or names?

Stay safe.

 

[old lady new shooter]

A locksmith in Lancaster CA had a sign I liked on the wall:

 

[D.B. Cooper]

My favorite gun shop signs say "Open" and "Primers In Stock."

 

[gobsauce]

My favorite gun shop signs say "Open" and "Primers In Stock."

"No limit"

 

[Barry the Bear]

"The second amendment guarantees the right to bear arms and arm bears and everything in between"

"If you know how to fix it why did you bring it to a gunsmith"

"Remington 9mm 115 gr, 8.99 box of 50"

 

[jag1954]

 

[entropy]

We had a couple shops start up around here about a year before Covid hit; unfortunately, they were short-lived. But they had great names: Blind Squirrel, and Twisted Arms.

 

[Hokkmike]

A picture of Hillary Clinton holding a muzzle loader high in the air with one arm extended. Caption reads: "I don't often buy guns; but when I do I buy them at ____________'s gun store."

 

[Speedo66]

I don't recall that exact wording, but one store had a sign something like:

"Please keeps guns holstered, if you need to remove from holster, please be accurate."

An army surplus store had one something like:

"Please unload guns and remove ski masks before entering".

 

[Airborne Falcon]

I don't recall that exact wording, but one store had a sign something like:

"Please keeps guns holstered, if you need to remove from holster, please be accurate."

An army surplus store had one something like:

"Please unload guns and remove ski masks before entering".

That's the store in Merrimack NH ... this is the door. It's gone viral.

 

[commygun]

“We sell ARs because we’re not Dick’s”

An oldie now but an instant classic.

 

[Mn Fats]

I'm from a very small town and a sign similar to this is at the mechanics and LGS by the gunsmiths area.
It's almost necessary in a small farming type town.

 

[1976B.L.Johns.]

"Please unload guns and remove ski masks before entering".

Posted on the mandoor to my garage.

So far no masks and I don't care if you are carrying.

 

[NMachine]

Not exactly firearms related. But, to good not to share. Nearby bait and tackle shop. Right in the middle of the major COVID spread around June 2020.

 

[Jimbo80]

Local gun shoppe.

 

[230RN]

Mountain Pawn 9699 W Colfax Ave, Lakewood CO
303-232-3300



Couple of years ago through a wet windshield between wiper strokes. I honked, drove on, since I didn't have any mountains I could pawn.

Terry, 230RN

 

[Boattale]

It's been a long time since I saw the actual sign but it definitely made an impression on me. A true one stop shop.

Guns
Liquor
Drugs

 

[potmetal]

"You're wife called. She said buy whatever you want."

 

[WestKentucky]

A shop I used to love is now closed. Country Boy store was kind of in the middle of nowhere. It was a few old Quonset huts full of beat to hell surplus (and often creatively acquired but not surplus) military goods. The sign was pretty simple, a couple big cedar posts with a cedar crossbar with a plywood sign. If I remember right the sign hung from the m16 oversized training rifle that hung from the crossbar. Was a great place to go. Never bought much there but also never left empty handed.

Store closed after a robbery. Robber slapped the owned in the noggin with a hatchet if I remember right.

 

[dogtown tom]

Fifty years ago the gun shop in my neighborhood had this sign inside:

GUN REPAIRS:
Fast
Cheap
Done Right
(pick two)​

 

[CoalCrackerAl]

I like the name of one of my LGS'S.

 

[Orion Jim]

“Guns for the Good Guys” says it all. The father of the owner started the business in an adjoining town, my home town. It was there that my first new rifle was bought when I was 11 years old, a Marlin Golden Mountie 39A. Still cherish it today 55 years later.

 

[old lady new shooter]

Local gun shoppe.View attachment 1041782

Last line is the best!

 

[herrwalther]

Not an exact picture, but it is the same sign on my local gun shop. They have a *caveat* sign beneath it for only holstered firearms. Inside they have a 5 gallon bucket of everything that has come out of "unloaded" firearms to be sold or worked on.

 

[J-Bar]

Sign above urinal in the men’s room:

“No Diving”