Mr. Hammy
I am Hammy, Hammy is me, would you like to try some coyote?
I do not like to eat coyote.
Would you eat it in a box, would you eat it rather than fox?
Not in a box, surely would rather have fox.
I do not like that coyote, I do not like it Mr. Hammy.
Would you like it in fondue, could you eat it in a veggie stew?
I’ve heard BBQ is good, or maybe over mesquite wood?
Not in fondue, not in a stew,
Not BBQ, and not over wood.
I will not eat that coyote,
I’m sure I can’t stand it Mr. Hammy.
You say you don’t like, you tell Hammy,
But taste it taste it, you will see.
Hey this is quite tasty, this coyote
I can really stand it, Mr. Hammy.
So I will eat it in a box,
And I would rather have IT, than fox.
And I will eat it in a cheese fondue,
Over mesquite wood on a BBQ.
Oh how wrong I was, I now can see,
Thank you, thank you Mr. Hammy.