Toe may toe or toe mah toe?
"Lady, I only speak two languages: english and bad english."
-Corbin Dallas (Bruce Willis) "The Fifth Element"
I usually try to pronounce things as close to the original language as possible. However, my Vermont twang often gets in the way, so here it goes:
Sabot - Sah-bow
Hoppe's- Hops
Koch- Coke with an almost (And I do mean almost) audible "ha" sound at the end, although I've been known to say it "Kotch" like former NYC Mayor Ed Koch would pronounce it himself, I generally use a simple "Aich en kay"
Sauer- Sour
Mosin-Nagant- Moe-zin Na-gant
Carbine- Car-bean
Sturmgewehr- Sturm-gah-vair
.30-06- Thirty Aught Six
Working in the foodservice industry I can honestly say that I always used to call "Hors d'oeuvres" "Whores dee ovaries" when I was in the kitchen and pronounce it as "Aww Dervzz" when near patrons of the diningroom.
Cog-nack and Cone-yak according to my bartender friend are both correct as he knows exactly what drink you want, regardless of how it's pronounced...
He's not even French, but he gets mad when I call the California sparkling white a "Sham-Pain"
I worked as an auto parts salesman for a while and never got over the humor to be found when a customer asked for a "Cadillac converter" "Cataclystic converter" or a "catalactic converter" for the exhaust system. I was also informed by a corporate headquarters guy from Virginia that "Motor Oil" is pronounced: "Moe-tore-ALL" and NOT "Moe-der-oy-ill" like us Vermonter's say.
It also helps to know what else to call something:
I once sold a guy a clutch kit.
Less than an hour later he returned and with a completely serious face told me that said clutch kit was for a "manual" transmission but he had "standard"
I bit my tongue and held back the inevitable fit of laughter while assuring him that "manual" was the technical term for "standard"
But there lies the difference:
If I am anywhere that english is spoken and guns are sold and I say that I need Sah-bows and the guy does anything other than sell me a package of little plastic bullet doo-dads and thank me for my patronage, then I won't be going there again. If he decides to laugh his "Saw-butt" off after I leave the parking lot, then really there was no harm done.
I'm glad I'm not the only one who has ever pulled a "Cliff Claven" on someone.
"Well, you know, Norm, the correct pronounciation is derived from an ancient Mesopotamian word meaning blahblahblahyakityyak"
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