1) You see ducks flying in a "V" formation, why is a side always longer than the other?
MORE DUCKS on that side.
2) What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are $3.49 and deer nuts are under a buck.
3) A poor desperate man was caught shooting a spotted white owl by a warden. Warden says don't you know those are protected? Man says ya, but the wife is sick, I'm out of work and the kids are hungry. Warden say alright I'll give u a pass this time, but you have to promise me you will not ever shoot any again. Guy says ok. As the Warden starts to leave, he say by the way what do they taste like? The guy says just like bald eagle!
4) First time my youngest son goes hunting, I dropped some chocolate raisons on the snow. And I say look at those. I grab a couple and chewed a few and then said I think it's a 6 pointer travelling from the North. Other older hunter grabs what's left on the snow and pops them in his mouth and say no it's definitely a 10 pointer coming up from the south east. My son is just in awe from these two knowledgeable hunters. He thought about that all day long until we told him the truth going home.
MORE DUCKS on that side.
2) What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are $3.49 and deer nuts are under a buck.
3) A poor desperate man was caught shooting a spotted white owl by a warden. Warden says don't you know those are protected? Man says ya, but the wife is sick, I'm out of work and the kids are hungry. Warden say alright I'll give u a pass this time, but you have to promise me you will not ever shoot any again. Guy says ok. As the Warden starts to leave, he say by the way what do they taste like? The guy says just like bald eagle!
4) First time my youngest son goes hunting, I dropped some chocolate raisons on the snow. And I say look at those. I grab a couple and chewed a few and then said I think it's a 6 pointer travelling from the North. Other older hunter grabs what's left on the snow and pops them in his mouth and say no it's definitely a 10 pointer coming up from the south east. My son is just in awe from these two knowledgeable hunters. He thought about that all day long until we told him the truth going home.