A country boy married a city girl. She had never been hunting. So the man took her to hunters ed and bought her a rifle and some warm clothes. His wife was very exited and told him she would for sure get a deer. On opening day they walked through forest for hours and did not see any deer. Toward the end of the day they came to a good sized hill. The man said to double our chances I will go left and you will go right and we will meet on the other side of the hill. If either hears a shot we will come find the other. About half way around the hill the man hears a shot so he takes of jogging. He starts hearing voices which got louder and angry. Just then he pops into a clearing and sees his wife pointing a gun at a man. As he gets closer he realizes the man is a game warden and he hears him say. "OK, OK lady its your deer just let me get my saddle off of him!"
Hunting Jokes
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Sven and Oly went on a duck hunting trip. They drove up from the City and rented a lodge. After a week of hunting, they headed home with only two tiny ducks. Oly starts adding up the cost of the trip and tells Sven, "$700 for lodging, $60 for gas, $350 for meals, $126 for ammo and all we have is two ducks. That comes out to $618 per duck." Sven, a little shocked, replies, "Whew! Good thing we didn't shoot any more!"
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Not exactly a hunting joke, but a joke is a joke at hunting camp. A Calif. liberal asks a northern pen pal what he needs to feel safe in his house. The guy says get a 9mm and a box of shells. So the liberal goes to a hardware store and buys a 9mm box wrench and then goes to the coast and picks a box of sea shells along the shore. Now, finally, he feels safe like his pen pal said!
