A country boy married a city girl. She had never been hunting. So the man took her to hunters ed and bought her a rifle and some warm clothes. His wife was very exited and told him she would for sure get a deer. On opening day they walked through forest for hours and did not see any deer. Toward the end of the day they came to a good sized hill. The man said to double our chances I will go left and you will go right and we will meet on the other side of the hill. If either hears a shot we will come find the other. About half way around the hill the man hears a shot so he takes of jogging. He starts hearing voices which got louder and angry. Just then he pops into a clearing and sees his wife pointing a gun at a man. As he gets closer he realizes the man is a game warden and he hears him say. "OK, OK lady its your deer just let me get my saddle off of him!"