Carl Levitian
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Karate, Brazilian ju-jitsu, and all that are fine when you're young enough, but what happens when you get old?
Time is the most accomplished thief there is. Time will eventually steal you're strength, reflexes, endurance. All you will have left to you is your brain.
Having reached social security senior citizen age, I can report that most of what I depended on in my younger day is useless. Over the years, everything I ever broke, torn, or had operated on has come back to haunt me, and some mornings it's all I can do to hobble downstairs and gulp a few Alieve's with my morning coffee. But then I still have to deal with the world.
Going out to the post office, grocery store, mall, or whatever, one finds onself looking at almost everyone much younger than yourself as being a potential enemy. Like the old deer at the back of the herd, you see the wolves in a different light than when you were young. But its not time to give in just yet.
Living in a non-ccw state, I find myself increasingly stepping up my armement that I can carry. My stout walking stick is ever with me, as is some other stuff. Small knife, screw driver, Cross pen, pepper spray. The problem I have is how far to go. Not far enough, and some young punk can knock me down and take what they want. (There's this misconception that us old fogys have plenty of money.) Too much and I could end up in jail with the very punks I was trying to avoid.
I've found that as I got older, nature had its way of compansating. Its called paranioa. You become as wary as a wild turkey. You don't feel any embarresment at crossing the street because you don't like the look of somebody or somebodys coming down the sidewalk towards you. When some young guy comes up to you and askes the time of day, you find yourself turning your left side towards him to protect your walking stick hand and give you some room to swing it, if need be. Or draw the knife from it's sheath on your belt if there is no room for the stick. When the doorbell rings, you go to the door with the old .38 revolver in your right hand behind your back, yet still take your time looking through the window and asking what do they want, and your not buying any.
I find myself pushing some limits, and finding out that my senior status lets me get away with some things. In Maryland, its legal to open carry a fixed blade on your belt, just can't be concealed. But nobody does it. I carry a 4 inch blade now most everyplace to back up my stick in case of any bad action that gets inside my stick range. If asked, I was fishing and forgot to take it off. As I really do go fishing about every other morning down by the little lake we have in the nieghborhod, and alot of people have come to see me as a fixture there, it helps.
Some days it s small Finish puuko, other times its my old Buck woodsman. I was standing in line at the post office with my old Buck Woodsman on my hip, and somebody gently tapped my on the shoulder. It was a young police officer, and he politly inquired as to why I had a sheath knife on my belt.
I stuttered a bit, acted the absentminded old coot while letting my head shake a bit like Cathrine Hepburn, while I gave him my "What? A knife on my belt? Oh my! I must have forgot to take it off after I was fishing by Gunners Lake! Oh my! I'm in trouble now?"
The young officer just patted me on the shoulder and spoke calmingly to me it was okay, I'm not in trouble, he was just curious. I felt a little bad to have deceived him like that, but as an old fart I've learned to take whatever advantage I can. It seems to me that everyone under 30 thinks everyone over 60 is a senile idiot, who am I to correct them?
I've heard the saying that getting old is not for the faint of heart. I can vouch for that first hand. Getting old in a non-ccw state can be something else. Very challenging.
But most of all, I find myself taking on a Q-ship type of mentality. I know that the preditor will underestimate me enough that I may have just one shot if I act in a way to take him by surprise. No way I'm going to fight somebody half my age, but if I can get in a good bushwacking type of attack, it may work. Being sneaky and underhanded is the order of the day. Honor goes out the window. Embrace the low blow or sudden gut stab from nowhere.
With age, comes treachery. An old person can't afford to be forgiving. When you find yourself at the back of the herd, there's noplace to go but down.
Time is the most accomplished thief there is. Time will eventually steal you're strength, reflexes, endurance. All you will have left to you is your brain.
Having reached social security senior citizen age, I can report that most of what I depended on in my younger day is useless. Over the years, everything I ever broke, torn, or had operated on has come back to haunt me, and some mornings it's all I can do to hobble downstairs and gulp a few Alieve's with my morning coffee. But then I still have to deal with the world.
Going out to the post office, grocery store, mall, or whatever, one finds onself looking at almost everyone much younger than yourself as being a potential enemy. Like the old deer at the back of the herd, you see the wolves in a different light than when you were young. But its not time to give in just yet.
Living in a non-ccw state, I find myself increasingly stepping up my armement that I can carry. My stout walking stick is ever with me, as is some other stuff. Small knife, screw driver, Cross pen, pepper spray. The problem I have is how far to go. Not far enough, and some young punk can knock me down and take what they want. (There's this misconception that us old fogys have plenty of money.) Too much and I could end up in jail with the very punks I was trying to avoid.
I've found that as I got older, nature had its way of compansating. Its called paranioa. You become as wary as a wild turkey. You don't feel any embarresment at crossing the street because you don't like the look of somebody or somebodys coming down the sidewalk towards you. When some young guy comes up to you and askes the time of day, you find yourself turning your left side towards him to protect your walking stick hand and give you some room to swing it, if need be. Or draw the knife from it's sheath on your belt if there is no room for the stick. When the doorbell rings, you go to the door with the old .38 revolver in your right hand behind your back, yet still take your time looking through the window and asking what do they want, and your not buying any.
I find myself pushing some limits, and finding out that my senior status lets me get away with some things. In Maryland, its legal to open carry a fixed blade on your belt, just can't be concealed. But nobody does it. I carry a 4 inch blade now most everyplace to back up my stick in case of any bad action that gets inside my stick range. If asked, I was fishing and forgot to take it off. As I really do go fishing about every other morning down by the little lake we have in the nieghborhod, and alot of people have come to see me as a fixture there, it helps.
Some days it s small Finish puuko, other times its my old Buck woodsman. I was standing in line at the post office with my old Buck Woodsman on my hip, and somebody gently tapped my on the shoulder. It was a young police officer, and he politly inquired as to why I had a sheath knife on my belt.
I stuttered a bit, acted the absentminded old coot while letting my head shake a bit like Cathrine Hepburn, while I gave him my "What? A knife on my belt? Oh my! I must have forgot to take it off after I was fishing by Gunners Lake! Oh my! I'm in trouble now?"
The young officer just patted me on the shoulder and spoke calmingly to me it was okay, I'm not in trouble, he was just curious. I felt a little bad to have deceived him like that, but as an old fart I've learned to take whatever advantage I can. It seems to me that everyone under 30 thinks everyone over 60 is a senile idiot, who am I to correct them?
I've heard the saying that getting old is not for the faint of heart. I can vouch for that first hand. Getting old in a non-ccw state can be something else. Very challenging.
But most of all, I find myself taking on a Q-ship type of mentality. I know that the preditor will underestimate me enough that I may have just one shot if I act in a way to take him by surprise. No way I'm going to fight somebody half my age, but if I can get in a good bushwacking type of attack, it may work. Being sneaky and underhanded is the order of the day. Honor goes out the window. Embrace the low blow or sudden gut stab from nowhere.
With age, comes treachery. An old person can't afford to be forgiving. When you find yourself at the back of the herd, there's noplace to go but down.
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