...a guy breaqks into your house swinging a machete at your head. youroll off the couch and grab the series 80 to defend yourself. right as you defacate and faint, you double tap him. when you come to, the crazy guy is down for good but all by himself in the on the kitchen floor. you swing your head around and see 5 CSI techs with micrometers and Jerry Kunhausen manuals measuring every part of yor series 80 with two EMTs holding the gurney. you blink twice, and clear your throat as you are noticed by the law enforcement conclave gathered in your living room. as one of the cops turns to approach you, he says this,"you have the right to remain silent...."...