Hey,
Did anyone else notice that,
on Christmas day, 2006,
The 642 Club {tm} passed
1/4 of the way (post #1250)
to the 2000th post?
Why, at that rate,
we'll be past 2000
before next Christmas.
<snicker>
OK, all kidding aside.
I talked to Santa while
he was here last night.
(He had to park his sleigh, with several reindeer on
this roof, in an {admittedly} bad neighborhood,
and slide down a ridiculously small woodstove pipe.)
While he was planting gifts around the tree,
I asked, "Yo, dude; what 'chu packin'?"
His reply:
"642. You?"