The New Yorker wants you to caption this gun cartoon!

[gopguy]

It says"Fear no thug what ever his size, call on me and I will equalize."

 

[SAG0282]

My submission-

"Early efforts to prove that life started with a big bang explain why it took so long to be widely accepted as a theory."

 

[defcon1]

Nope. Looks like a 1:7 twist to me.

 

[Dick1911]

Is it clean, yet? We can run the cave bear through again if we have to.

 

[learn2shoot]

I would buy it, however I live in New York. My government does not trust the people with guns; unless they are famous.

 

[RuffRidr]

"...5 minutes before the Cavemen discovered 'FIRE!'"

--RuffRidr

 

[pdowg881]

I can't find it on there. When I go to previous it goes weekly, but that week its skipped.

 

[Dorryn]

"Of course it's safe. Let me show you!"

 

[Pigspitter]

shortly afterward, the moon was created.

 

[jlbraun]

The submitted captions are now in consideration for publication.

 

[helpless]

New one is up, http://www.cartoonbank.com/CapContest/CaptionContest.aspx?affiliate=ny-caption

 

[grampster]

"I love the smell of Hoppes #9 in the morning."

 

[jlbraun]

Helpless, the new one looks like the cleaning lady has a suppressed pistol of some kind.

 

[shotout]

I wonder why those idiots over in the New York tribe threw this one out?

 

[Guncrazy45]

My submission:

"Due to a typo in her job description, Norma prepared to clear room 322."

 

[KenW.]

Tonight... WE EAT!!!

 

[Chris B]

Are they running a series of anti cartoons?

 

[sparx]

"You numskull, of course it's safe! Everyone knows they just don't go off by themselves!"

(for the previous cartoon)

 

[sparx]

"Hillary takes her role as 'the cleaning lady' a little too serious sometimes."

(for the current cartoon)

 

[Oana]

OK...did anyone end up voting on the cartoon caption, or what? Because I don't see it anywhere.

Edit: Looked it up, and it looks like it takes a while to come up for voting...

 

[skinnyguy]

Caption for the new cartoon

I'll cover you sir, but move quick, those cockroaches are dangerous!

 

[AndyC]

"Due to a typo in her job description, Norma prepared to clear room 322."

Awesome

 

[learn2shoot]

Due to in increase in armed mini bar hold-ups Martha decided it was time to take self-defense seriously.


But the typo caption is still better

 

[El Barto]

David has a nagging suspicion that check-out times are strictly enforced.

 

[News Shooter]

"Due to a typo in her job description, Norma prepared to clear room 322."

I like that. Just subtle enough for that audience