While in Burger King....

[rcbarry]

Peta

P = People
E = Eating
T = Tasty
A = Animals

 

[mike724]

Y'all heard the one about the sales man who asked the farmer about his three legged pig? The farmer told him the pig had rescued his infant child from a fire, had dug him out from his overturned tractor, and was the smartest, most loyal pig he'd ever owned. The salesman asked how the pig had lost his leg, and the farmer answered, "Mister, you don't eat a pig like that all at once!"

 

[Vern Humphrey]

Peta

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P = Pinheads
E = Espousing
T = Total
A = Assinity

 

[Lagomorph]

If God hadn't wanted us to eat animals, he shouldn't have made them out of meat!

 

[Cougfan2]

The salesman asked how the pig had lost his leg, and the farmer answered, "Mister, you don't eat a pig like that all at once!"

Badumdum!!! My all time traveling Salesperson punchline. Second only to "and all those sheep are liars".

 

[theotherwaldo]

Has anyone here actually read Felix Salten's original "Bambi"?
It was all about the survival of the fittest, hunters, wolves, starvation, and all the rest.
Disney twisted it, as usual.