When you reach in your pocket for your comb and pull a gun instead. Then you reach in another pocket for the comb and pull another gun. Then you do it again and get the comb and a gun is snagged on the last tooth as the comb comes out.
Then when you go to put everything back, nothing fits because all the other guns in your pockets shifted position.
... you have a Tuesday gun.
... you're thinking of getting an alternate Friday gun because you have an alternate carry gun for the other days' designated carry guns.
Had the little lady today ask me what [RRA] next to my online name while playing Modern Warfare 2. I didn't have the heart to say 'Rock River Arms' and get the old when I even mention anything gun related.
If your co-workers are much nicer to you than anyone else because they think you're just "itchin' for a reason..."
You don't remember the name of the guy you met at the range last week, but you can clearly recall exactly the guns he was shooting, the size of the groups, and calibers he shot them with.
When you start having back problems or other issues bacause of the number of guns, ammo, and back up weapons you carry.
You get scared looks at the market or convenience store when you pull out your change, and notice more ammo than coins.
When your wife buys an ammo can specificly to put the live rounds she finds in your dirty jeans, truck, car, bag, bed side table, couch cushions, computer desk in.
Hey sweatheart, where did you put those three 7mm rounds I found at the range at?
I put them in that new ammo can honey.
HA HA! Saturday Springfield MO gun show, didn't notice the ATF agent standing across the table from me watching me fill the 4473 out, when I was done he had a little talk with me.
Long story short my local FFL holder had a unannounced compliance check the day before and he recognized my name.....
You have to pause the DVR and expaling to your wife, that bullets are only a componant of a cartridge.
Or your boss is nice telling you 3 houes of emergemcy work wasn't needed after all because he doesn't want to get shot.
This happened to me a week ago, and yes he was joking about the shot part
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