You know you are a GUN NUT if...

[penny]

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[wgaynor]

You buy your first house and your main concern is "where will the safe go..."

 

[Mousegun]

When you reach in your pocket for your comb and pull a gun instead. Then you reach in another pocket for the comb and pull another gun. Then you do it again and get the comb and a gun is snagged on the last tooth as the comb comes out.

Then when you go to put everything back, nothing fits because all the other guns in your pockets shifted position.

 

[FIVETWOSEVEN]

when your noticing and pointing out gun mistakes in video games and movies.

 

[wishin]

Cry when one is stolen.................

 

[richardluther]

...in the fog of the moment, you start searching for a .22lr conversion for your .22lr rifle.

 

[CoRoMo]

... you have a Tuesday gun.
... you're thinking of getting an alternate Friday gun because you have an alternate carry gun for the other days' designated carry guns.

 

[Sediment]

if you set up your DVR to catch anything with the word "sniper" in it

Guilty

Had the little lady today ask me what [RRA] next to my online name while playing Modern Warfare 2. I didn't have the heart to say 'Rock River Arms' and get the old when I even mention anything gun related.

If your co-workers are much nicer to you than anyone else because they think you're just "itchin' for a reason..."

 

[Mightee1]

You don't remember the name of the guy you met at the range last week, but you can clearly recall exactly the guns he was shooting, the size of the groups, and calibers he shot them with.

 

[stormcaller111]

most of you won't know what i am talking about but you guys and gals in NY will,

when the pistol clerk calls ur cell phone to let you know the judge is going on vacation next week so get any amendments to your permit in today.

 

[HDStreet]

When you point out everything done wrong by the Hollywood idiots in a shootout on TV.

 

[ozarkgunner]

When you start having back problems or other issues bacause of the number of guns, ammo, and back up weapons you carry.
You get scared looks at the market or convenience store when you pull out your change, and notice more ammo than coins.

 

[ozarkgunner]

You start getting rid of clothes that fit, to make room for more guns.

You find your self looking for a specific color of pants or shirt, so that "they will go with my outfit"

 

[Jermz1987]

If your in arms reach of a gun, right now.

 

[DNS]

You no longer need the "man pill" since the wife now allows you to thumbtack the latest Shotgun News to the wall above the headboard.



Mike

 

[LeontheProfessional]

You can't watch most action movie because they have so many inaccuracies they pi$$ you off.

You get infuriated while watching a movie in which a Glock makes that cocking noise before they put it to some ones head.

You correct people when they use the term pistol while referring to a revolver.

You finally saved up enough money to buy 1000 rounds of 5.56 but wound up buying another gun of a different caliber instead.

You did your persuasive speech in Speech class on the RKBA.

Every time you fill out the firearms BATF purchase form you try to break your last record.

 

[Bill Ward]

your wife pats you down, so you do not embarrass her at her anti gun friends party.

 

[NinjaFeint]

Follow and post on THR from the office on my cellphone.

 

[LeontheProfessional]

You cared more about buying your first handgun on your 21st than you did about being able to legally drink.

 

[NMGonzo]

If your guns are worth more than your car.

 

[Ohio Gun Guy]

You are a member on THR

 

[Randall]

When you cheer your son for spotting more gun mistakes in a movie than you do,and know you raised him right.

 

[scndactive]

When your wife buys an ammo can specificly to put the live rounds she finds in your dirty jeans, truck, car, bag, bed side table, couch cushions, computer desk in.

Hey sweatheart, where did you put those three 7mm rounds I found at the range at?
I put them in that new ammo can honey.

 

[crazy-mp]

Every time you fill out the firearms BATF purchase form you try to break your last record.

HA HA! Saturday Springfield MO gun show, didn't notice the ATF agent standing across the table from me watching me fill the 4473 out, when I was done he had a little talk with me.

Long story short my local FFL holder had a unannounced compliance check the day before and he recognized my name.....

 

[MarkDozier]

You have to pause the DVR and expaling to your wife, that bullets are only a componant of a cartridge.

Or your boss is nice telling you 3 houes of emergemcy work wasn't needed after all because he doesn't want to get shot.
This happened to me a week ago, and yes he was joking about the shot part