You know you're a mall ninja if....

[kenno]

If your user name contains any japanese martial arts movie refferances like; 'Ronin', 'Sword of Doom', 'Samurai', 'Katana', et. al.

 

[Artiz]

I have just one question: How does gecko45 know WHAT the BGs are shooting at him with. He could just look after the fight, but I bet that he's so tacticool that he can see what's going on in the middle of a firefight. Did anyone else notice he never says what mall he's at?

Somebody needs to start posting as if he owns a store in that mall and how this crazy guy goes arounds blowing away shopliffters and how the weapons are all cheap junk. BTW, what's gecko45's body count?

Just ask 918v, I think it's the new Gecko45 of 2010.

 

[FIVETWOSEVEN]

If you believe the stuff Gekko Fourtyfive posts on facebook.

 

[happygeek]

There is no way this guy [gecko45 on Facebook] is serious. This has to be intentional satire. It's funny too.

"I am a Leiutenant of a Fast Action Response Team (FART)"

His profile picture is the famous pic of the [Mexican?] cop duel wielding pistols ...

 

[LeontheProfessional]

It's like porn, you know it when you see it.:banghead:

That is awesome

 

[TheHossUSMC]

You post on forums about how knowledgeable you are in every subject and mock anyone who asks a question, yet secretly scan the forum for info that you don't know, all the while never serving as a law enforcement officer or member of the military or ever having anyone shoot at you.

 

[Chinaman]

You refer to your mini van as a UAV, an Urban Assault Vehicle.

 

[Sam1911]

"Now cracks a noble heart. Good night, sweet thread, and flights of angels sing thee to thy rest."