VegasEgo
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zombie hunt....
I'm thinking of a 9mm or .45 ACP magazine fed carbine
FBMG Zombie Loadout Kit
Price: $21,999.99
Due to the high volume of customer requests, FBMG has pooled our vast corporate knowledge to produce the industries only dealer endorsed Zombie load out. We unconditionally guarantee this loadout for Zombie outbreaks involving up to 100 undead*. Other company’s Zombie kits claim to be good for Zombies, but they don’t take into account the new super fast Zombies. Here at FBMG, we take our undead seriously, fast or slow, we’ve got you covered.
It is a well known fact that the new Army ACU pattern was computer designed to make it less visible to the human eye. It is less well known that these same properties make the wearer practically invisible to Zombies. The vision of Zombies is greatly degraded due to poor blood flow to the eyes of the undead.
Recent experience with the Huricane Katrina Zombie outbreak in Louisiana demonstrated this clearly. National Guard Special Forces Soldiers with the ACU found that they could move among the undead with impunity. The failure of the 5.56mm M-4 to provide single shot stops is reflected in this load out. The effect of the MARPAT used by the Marines has not been studied. The blue camouflage patterns adopted by the Navy and Air Force actually seem to attract the attention of Zombies.
WARNING: This load out is designed for individuals who have seen at least three modern Zombie films. The shooters lack of familiarity with Zombies may result in failure which will not be covered by the warranty. Please list the Zombie movies you have seen on your order form.
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*Disclaimer: FBMG does not guarantee the Zombie Loadout for outbreaks of greater than 100 Zombies. If customer is devoured by the undead, FBMG will provide a full refund of the customer's money to their next of kin, provided that proof can be provided that said customer was actually eaten by Zombies. The FBMG Zombie Loadout is not guaranteed against vampires, werewolves, shapeshifters, demons, doppelgangers, Cthulhu or his minions, giant radioactive animals, chupacabras, wendigos, sasquatch, scientologists, space aliens, mummies, Frankenstein’s monster, or major league baseball. Void where prohibited. All applicable NFA rules apply.
but what is it with some gun guys and zombies? Is it an inside joke?
I consider myself very pro-gun. I'm not discriminating against the zombie believers, just curious.