Best gun to have when ammo runs out..................a little humor

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Before there were firearms, knives and bows and arrows- there was the Club.

So you are under attack from BG's. You've fired all of your ammo and missed every shot (I know this could not possibly happen to YOU) or maybe you've taken out one or two and now you are out of ammo (again something that YOU would never do) and a BG is advancing toward you. So that primal thing kicks in.

Now, the only option left to you is to smash the BG upside the head with the paperweight in your hands. What would you want it to be?

My first option was the stock end of my 870, but that has a rubber butt plate. So my second choice is the Ruger GP100- I can really get a grip on that and it's going to cause some damage.

So what do you have in your arsenal that's going to do the job? I'm betting it's not that Glock.

:neener:


Hey, what do want for Sunday morning?:)
 
"Now, the only option left to you is to smash the BG upside the head with the paperweight in your hands. What would you want it to be?"

The M-1 Garand. When it's empty you fix bayonets and charge the enemy! Ten pounds of fighting fury.

THRUST! PARRY! VERTICAL BUTTSTOKE!
 
50BMG rifle. I've been told even without ammo, it will penetrate 37 of your enemies and the shockwave will knock a plane out of the sky.
 
One reason to have a Yugo SKS. THE bayonet flips and snaps in place in a second with practice. Or if he charges lunge the muzzle hard.
 
My Enfield, with the bayonet fixed. It's sharp AND heavy! :)
 
I'd just pick up my 900 pound safe, pulling the 10,000 pound rated anchor bolts out of my basement's concrete floor, and hit the SOBs over the head!!! When ARE they gonna come out with a good safe holster?:cool:
 
That's why military rifles have metal butt plates. Finally.. a good reason to own an M1 or M1a!!!

Of course, getting pistol whipped with 1917 Colt New Service probably would hurt pretty bad.
 
A super-lightweight .22 snubby, my physics professors always said it was velocity, not mass, that made the difference. Having an AR15, I gotta use that excuse a lot. :neener:

Kharn
 
'98 Dodge Ram, if I'am out of ammo I'am gona be in my truck to go get some more, can't ya just call time out.



Paul
 
A 590A1 with a steel butplate would be about ideal. Plenty solid!

For handguns, some of the EAA Witnesses have very sharp grip areas. They could draw some pretty serious blood. And the rear (adjustable) sight on my Springfield Stainless Target was pretty sharp before I had that addressed.

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good ol sks's with the spiffy blades they come with.:uhoh:

If I run out of ammo there are some serious issues going on.
 
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