Good read about culling and anti-hunters

[Art Eatman]

Joh, it ain't the dying. That's the easy part. It's the pain and agony if you DON'T die that's the problem. That, and the frustration of missing various precious bodily parts.

Sorta like the two old pirates who meet up after several years. Dirk spies Sam, stumping along on his peg leg and having a hook instead of a right hand, as well as an eye patch.

"Sam, what happened to ye? Your leg, your hand, your eye?"

"Aw, a cannon ball took me leg clean off, on the Spanish Main. A Dutchman's cutlass got me 'and, in the Indies."

"Your eye, man! What happened?"

"Aye. Me eye. Well, I wuz checkin' the topsails, and a seagull pooped in me eye."

"How did seagull poop put out your eye?"

"First day with me 'ook."

Rehab Is Hell.

, Art

 

[OF]

Great Guppy Look of Total Confusion

What a great phrase.

- Gabe

 

[JohnKSa]

Art,

That story brings back pleasant memories. When I was single, I dated a girl with a wooden leg. She was great...






















But I finally had to break it off.

 

[Art Eatman]

Hmmm. Wonder if she wuz the one a buddy of mine got all heavily involved with. It all went south when in the pre-nuptial agreement he wanted to include a termite inspection...

Art

 

[20cows]

Quote:
"I've got to admitt that the most concerened for my life I've ever been was while in the thick jesse with a herd of P.Oed elephants."

A charging 2 yr old 1100 pound bull was plenty of excitement for me yesterday. And he didn't even have headgear. I can't imagine looking for that "rush" from an elephant. (pardon the pun)

 

[El Tejon]

20, glad you are still with us then.