Got a gash above my eyebrow from my scope...what to tell co-workers?

[Mike1234567]

Yep... we don't care... we don't understand... and we don't care. Oh, woe is EVERYONE, NO ONE understands.

Aye, cap-n-ball, I'll fire my eye upon the offending whale's chest (heart) to defend your honor, if my face (chest) be a canon!!

 

[Carl N. Brown]

I would say I would like to talk about it but I was sworn to secrecy.

 

[1911fan]

Tell 'em it was a manscaping incident.

Seriously, just look at the questioner and reply, "If you don't ask, I won't embarrass you by telling you." Then nod and walk away.

If they're REALLY old , ask you inquisitor, "Did you ever see that old Barney Miller episode about when he broke his foot?" When they reply in the affirmitave, then say, "Well, it wasn't like that." Again, just walk away.

As a side note, I'm an old hippy and I own firearms/shoot. But then, right out of high school, I spent a couple of years in a Parachute Infanrty outfit, so I might be somewhat skewed. Ya never know, maybe one or two of them might have military experience--I mean, George Carlin was in the Air Force...

ed

 

[dprice3844444]

a war wound from kissing the boss's butt or you cut your eyebrow on a zipper

 

[Walkalong]

There was this 2X4 sticking out on the end of the truck you see, and ............

 

[rondog]

Bear attack. You narrowly escaped with your life!


Or, "I was target shooting and got my eye too close to the riflescope".....