GW
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And it is equally hard for them to bite you, too
I Know I'll Get Flamed But Best Round for Killing Zombies
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TimboKhan
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I love how this thread just keeps going, and going and going. Much like a zombie itself, now that I think about.
and I am still laughing at some of the comments!!! We should go on the road with this thread.
and I am still laughing at some of the comments!!! We should go on the road with this thread.
madmike
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Yes, but could you shoot a zombie dog?
GW
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Is that the latest from Der Weinerschitzel?
Zombie Dog-- Eat one and later that night, you will rise...
Zombie Dog-- You can't keep them down
Zombie Dog-- Fill in the blank
Zombie Dog-- Eat one and later that night, you will rise...
Zombie Dog-- You can't keep them down
Zombie Dog-- Fill in the blank
Mumbles_45
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yes, victory, but at what cost?
http://www.sothisisacomic.com/Zombie/zomb3.html
sigh, I need money for ammo, I wanna shoot my fal, not watch pink dots turn into green dots and then get erased by orange circles. I can't believe I just stared at that for almost 20 minutes.
http://www.sothisisacomic.com/Zombie/zomb3.html
sigh, I need money for ammo, I wanna shoot my fal, not watch pink dots turn into green dots and then get erased by orange circles. I can't believe I just stared at that for almost 20 minutes.
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Mumbles_45
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That would make an awsome screen saver. Has anyone or can anyone do it?
GW
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This zombie walks into a bar with a three legged pig under his arm and orders some pork brains in milk gravy. The Bartender sets him up and says "We don't get many zombies with 3-legged pigs in here. How come its only got 3 legs?"
Zombie has a bite of brains in milk gravy and says "Well back when I was alive, I didn't look before crossing the street and was almost hit by a truck, but this pig ran into the road and knocked me to safety."
"Oh" the bartender says "and the pig got hit by the truck and lost his leg?"
"No" says the zombie. "Well how did he lose the leg?" demanded the bartender.
"Well, back, before I killed my kids and ate their brains, we were at the beach and while my kids were swimming in the surf, a great white shark came up to eat them, but the pig dove into the surf, fought that shark off and saved my kids."
"Wow" says the bartender, "So that shark bit off the pig's leg, huh?"
"No." says the zombie. The bartender loses his patience and tears one of the zombie's arms off and starts beating him over the head with it.
"(*&&^^&@!*%^!!! How did that pig lose its leg????"
The zombie gets up, reattaches his jaw and says
"Well, a pig this valuable, you don't eat all at once."
Zombie has a bite of brains in milk gravy and says "Well back when I was alive, I didn't look before crossing the street and was almost hit by a truck, but this pig ran into the road and knocked me to safety."
"Oh" the bartender says "and the pig got hit by the truck and lost his leg?"
"No" says the zombie. "Well how did he lose the leg?" demanded the bartender.
"Well, back, before I killed my kids and ate their brains, we were at the beach and while my kids were swimming in the surf, a great white shark came up to eat them, but the pig dove into the surf, fought that shark off and saved my kids."
"Wow" says the bartender, "So that shark bit off the pig's leg, huh?"
"No." says the zombie. The bartender loses his patience and tears one of the zombie's arms off and starts beating him over the head with it.
"(*&&^^&@!*%^!!! How did that pig lose its leg????"
The zombie gets up, reattaches his jaw and says
"Well, a pig this valuable, you don't eat all at once."
Dr. Dickie
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" Quote:
True zombies are not stopped by head shots, or even cutting off their heads."
I think that if you consult any one of the several, excellent documentaries that George Romaro did on this subject, you will see that this is clearly wrong.
True zombies are not stopped by head shots, or even cutting off their heads."
I think that if you consult any one of the several, excellent documentaries that George Romaro did on this subject, you will see that this is clearly wrong.
Can zombies swim? If not , well , just would pack up all my arms , stash of food , and head to my father in laws little island via boat and stay in the camp there. No other people on the island as it is , so would be pretty secure I would think . That is unless zombies learn to use watercraft .
In the book World War Z, Max Brooks' follow on to the Zombie Survival Guide, when the military goes back on the offensive they develop a new weapon called the standard infantry rifle. Wooden stock, detachable magazine and a kit that allows you to change barrel lengths for different scenarios. But it only operates semi-auto. It is chambered in 5.56 Nato and fires a penetrating incendiary explosive round. The SIR's major attribute is reliability. In one operation they remark on how they killed 20,000 zombies killed with no jams.
The infantry fight from foot, no tracks or strykers, and they use a miles long skirmish line. When they make heavy contact and the zombies are going to get too close they break the line and form squares.
It is a good read to get yourself ready for the global panic that will surely ensue when the dead walk the earth. And it was optioned by Brad Pitt's production company back in June. So, hopefully more zombie killing on the big screen!
The infantry fight from foot, no tracks or strykers, and they use a miles long skirmish line. When they make heavy contact and the zombies are going to get too close they break the line and form squares.
It is a good read to get yourself ready for the global panic that will surely ensue when the dead walk the earth. And it was optioned by Brad Pitt's production company back in June. So, hopefully more zombie killing on the big screen!
madmike
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So, Zombies are French?
Well, they are hard to tell apart. Slouching around and mumbling incoherently. It's possible there are a few French mixed in with the zombies. But the sure way to tell is when the French take a bite of someone they try to find a waiter to send it back to the kitchen and insult the chef.
GW
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They also generally wear a rotting beret, striped shirt
and carry a loaf of bread (or someone's leg) under their arm.
Some claim that you can hear Le Marsellies when French zombies are near. Others say it is just flatulence.
Most just ask "What's the difference?"
Carl N. Brown
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I agree with the comment about .303s that only hits count
against zombies and spray-n-pray won't work.
Spray-n-pray also known as suppressive fire only works if
the other side is afraid of dying, and zombies ain't.
Drifting off thread, would Winchester Silver Tips work on werewolves?
Does AIM or SOG sell 7.7mm Japanese grenade launcher blank rounds
(wooden bullets) in case of a vampire uprising?
against zombies and spray-n-pray won't work.
Spray-n-pray also known as suppressive fire only works if
the other side is afraid of dying, and zombies ain't.
Drifting off thread, would Winchester Silver Tips work on werewolves?
Does AIM or SOG sell 7.7mm Japanese grenade launcher blank rounds
(wooden bullets) in case of a vampire uprising?
Carl N. Brown
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Great I bought four boxes of Silver tips for nothing.
I guess I'll have to do as great-grand uncle Delaney
did: pound a silver coin into foil, roll it in a ball, fuse
it in a forge, and load it in my CVA sidelock muzzleloader.
(Melting silver and casting it in a bullet mold ain't
easy. Thank goodness werewolf outbreaks are rare.)
I guess I'll have to do as great-grand uncle Delaney
did: pound a silver coin into foil, roll it in a ball, fuse
it in a forge, and load it in my CVA sidelock muzzleloader.
(Melting silver and casting it in a bullet mold ain't
easy. Thank goodness werewolf outbreaks are rare.)
madmike
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If you can fuse it in a forge you can cast it in a mold...is that why he's "late"?
Carl N. Brown
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Ask someone who works with silver: it is not as easy to cast as lead.
With the possibility of a werewolf outbreak, you haven't tried
making silver bullets yourself?
Seriously, forming a silver foil ball to approximate bore size and
fusing the surface in a fire is alot easier than trying to cast
a round silver ball in a bullet mold.
Which reminds me. I need to find a source of wooden shaft arrows
for my bow for the next vampire uprising.
With the possibility of a werewolf outbreak, you haven't tried
making silver bullets yourself?
Seriously, forming a silver foil ball to approximate bore size and
fusing the surface in a fire is alot easier than trying to cast
a round silver ball in a bullet mold.
Which reminds me. I need to find a source of wooden shaft arrows
for my bow for the next vampire uprising.
madmike
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Fusing the surface won't yield adequate or even density. Silver's not that hard to cast. And why are you bringing up something mythical like vampires when we're trying to have a rational discussion about the zombie threat?
falling leaves
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I know this may be a little off-topic, but would the broadheads on the wooden arrow shafts (for vampires) negate the effect - the metal is cutting the hole and your basically filling it up with the shaft. If so would it be better to use field points for less penetration - leave the arrow in and maybe make them think they'd been shafted? Or will I have to take all the points off? My arrows don't fly that well with no weight in front, and shot placement is (almost) everything right?
mustanger98
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Make arrowheads, for the extra weight, from the same wood as the shafts. Weight would be adjusted by the size of the broadhead rather than the type of material. But, instead of a balance problem, you wind up with a difference in aerodynamic performance. I think.
mindwip
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Armour would be my rivited steel chain mail with my steel coif, with my 14ga steel helm, with my leather armour over my body and limbs. And my Steel gaunlets.
Well i would use my, berse thunder 380 untill i ran out of ammo. Then i would use my sword in one hand and my shield in the other, they never run out of ammo. No zombies getting to my flesh
Well i would use my, berse thunder 380 untill i ran out of ammo. Then i would use my sword in one hand and my shield in the other, they never run out of ammo. No zombies getting to my flesh
falling leaves
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Mustanger - Hadn't thought of that. Maybe it would work best to encase a weight in the wood - drill a hole through a dowel and insert 150 grain .30 bullet of choice (see - firearms related....), then cap with a sharp pointy .30 cal plug. My rate of fire with a bow is pretty low though, so maybe I'll just stick to a 12 ga. and sweep whats left outside to watch the sun come up in the morning......
madmike
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Blanks or blackpowder and shoot pencils at them.
But again: why are we interrupting a practical discussion about zombies for silly vampire legends?
But again: why are we interrupting a practical discussion about zombies for silly vampire legends?
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