I Know I'll Get Flamed But Best Round for Killing Zombies

[Dirty Bob]

supposed to be in current production under the working title "I Am Legend" (wow).

Carl,
Thanks for the heads-up! I remember when they tried to do this film with Arnold, back in the 90's. I loved "Omega Man," and I hope this version is just as fun. Maybe they'll arm Will Smith with a S&W M-76 as a nod to the earlier film. I think it'd be cool to see Neville with a "tool belt" similar to the one that Charlton Heston wore. That and a flight suit weren't a bad choice for dealing with hordes of infected. BTW, it's a rotten shame that Charlton Heston isn't available for a cameo.

Regards,
Dirty Bob

 

[Carl N. Brown]

if not a movie, how about an opera?

I proposed years ago that they do
Todtendammerung--Twilight of the Dead--
as a Wagnerian opera.

 

[Dirty Bob]

Todtendammerung

I like it! Great idea!

Regards,
Dirty Bob

 

[GW]

Yeah!!
It could star Rosie O'Donnell

 

[MountainPeak]

ANYONE that has been in the business, knows it's the .41 mag.! SHEESE!!

 

[TimboKhan]

He was quite emphatic that Jewish and Muslim brains taste identical

The more different we are, the more we are the same...

This might sound sick, but I am sort of looking forward to the day that I can take my detachable box magazine-fed personal firearm and wage unlimited war against the armies of the Undead.

 

[madmike]

And just in case you need a combination of bait and survival rations...

I wonder if these are kosher?

 

[Deer Hunter]

This might sound sick, but I am sort of looking forward to the day that I can take my detachable box magazine-fed personal firearm and wage unlimited war against the armies of the Undead.

I take it one step ahead of you. I will have a pirate ship called The Speedy Decapitator and go from coastal town to coastal town, ridding them of zombies and raiding them for food and supplies.

 

[mustanger98]

Well, it sounds like it'll work as long as you confine ops to coastal and riverfront areas.

Being that I don't watch zombie movies, I have to ask... do zombies swim? If not, your pirate ship will probably be a lot safer than my AO.

 

[MountainPeak]

Whatever Lobotomy Boy says...OVER....OVER....OVER,... and OVER again!

 

[Lobotomy Boy]

?

 

[Airborne2000]

its all fun till you have to shoot your own mother in the face.

 

[the 22 junkie]

SOTD LOL^

ANd, according to Max Brooks, zombies can't swim, they just sink and walk around the seabed.

 

[massad ayoob]

Well, everyone knows it's less about what you shoot them with, than where you hit them.

So...

If you put the bullet in the center of the iPod, or shoot the Bluetooth off their ear, they should be rendered helpless...

 

[Silver Bullet]

madmike,

I've been looking for those Pork Brains in Milk Gravy but I've never seen them in a store. About five years ago Men's Health magazine made mention of the product, with it's 1170% daily level of cholesterol. They also pointed out that it included a recipe to cook them with eggs in case you wanted to go way over the top.

I've wanted to buy them so that I'd have a few cans on hand when I run into one of these Food for the Homeless projects, where they solicit canned goods of food to give to the needy.

Do you know some place that sells it ?

 

[madmike]

its all fun till you have to shoot your own mother in the face.

Depends on your mother

Silver Bullet: I've needed food bank help about 6 times in my life. Stuff like that and canned spinach gets turned right back in or trashed, but it counts against your allotment of food. Please don't.

Now, if you want to give it to one of those "Will work for food" guys who really won't work for food...I'd love to see that.

 

[SRMohawk]

You fellas are more fun than noodling for monster flathead catfish!

 

[Silver Bullet]

Sorry, Mike; it seemed like a funny idea at the time. I didn't mean to hit so close to home.

 

[madmike]

No problem. I donated back more than I took. But I'll do what it takes to feed my kids. Most food banks check to make sure you actually have a home and limit your visits to one a month.

Scammers, on the other hand...have at them.

 

[GW]

Canned pork brains.
This is how we can reach out to our zombie brothers.
You know they use pig heart valves in people. If that works then I'm thinking thers more than a fewpeople that might benefit if I poured a few cans into their ears.

 

[Correia]

I've had Pig Brains and Eggs before. There were quite a few stores in Alabama that carried the cans. (usually on the poor side of town).

And no... It ain't good.

 

[mustanger98]

My great-grandfather was an avid squirrel hunter and he used to like to scramble squirrel brains in his eggs. Daddy said that's why he started shooting squirrels in the head ... so he didn't have to worry about brains.

If that works then I'm thinking thers more than a fewpeople that might benefit if I poured a few cans into their ears.

I know a few people like that too.

 

[Carl N. Brown]

11 pages, 271 replies, 7508 views.

Zombies rule the universe, they are unstoppable.
We may as well just give up and die. but then....

I hope all the threads I've seen on zombies are just for laughs
and there aren't seriously a lot people out there who are worried
about the undead rising.
But we saw it in a movie, and movies don't lie.

zombies can't swim, they just sink and walk around the seabed.
Shock Waves (1977) Peter Cushing as a Nazi leader of zombie stormtroopers.
That's an obscure oldie.

 

[Prince Yamato]

11 pages on zombies... Anyone ever get to thinking that if zombies were real, the only places that would have problems with them would be NY, Chicago, and LA, because most everywhere else has concealed carry?

Glad I live in the south

 

[Correia]

Okay, I'm going to come out of the closet.

I'm a B Horror Movie Geek.

Yep, I've seen that one. In fact I've seen probably 200 zombie movies. Most zombie in the water movies involve walking on the bottom, but there are a couple where they swim.

Anybody want to get major geek bonus points and name the movie that had a zombie vs. a shark?